"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?

Casey is the nerd of the school she is ugly and on her free time she just studies, she never parties, drinks, or anything like that. At least that's what people think. Casey is really an undercover spy, her real name is Ashley and she is very beautiful. She works for a small corporation called the O.S.S that is run by her uncle, Jerry. Ashley is undercover at the school because she has to be unnoticed but at the same time protect the school because one of the worst gangs is attacking it, but at least she has her best friends Sam and Alex who are both agents too. Join Ashley on her adventures as Casey in, Undercover Nerd Or Spy?

(COMPLETED) Charlotte Summers is the last virgin in her school; a school where taking virginity is a sport. The sport has five main contenders: Tyler Bradshaw, the mysterious bad boy; Alec Jennings, the all-star athlete; Ian Jameson, the cocky rich guy; Beckett Cartwright, the renowned genius; and Lucas Chandler, her best friend. With all these guys determined to win the title of the Virginator, will Charlotte make it out alive with her virginity? tumblr link for pictures: http://thelastvirginstanding.tumblr.com/ Cover by @WeAreAHurricane [#4 Teen Fiction / #4 Humor]

Tessa Young is an 18 year old college student with a simple life, excellent grades, and a sweet boyfriend. She always has things planned out ahead of time, until she meets a rude boy named Hardin, with too many tattoos and piercings who shatters her plans.

Although Gabriella wasn't always allowed to do what others normally did, she was allowed this one thing. She to go out to her first concert, she never thought she'd see the day her mother would actually allow her to do anymore more than keep her nose in her books. Gabby loved her school work, but what she loved more was freedom, which she wasn't always allowed. Between her 3.8 GPA and being in the marching band she never had time to ask her mother to go out. That was until her best friend text her about going to a concert, after that day, everything would change. Set It Off is in fact a real band, as well as each of the members, Cody Carson, Maxx Danziger, Austin Kerr, Dan Clermont, Zach DeWall, and their tour manager Andrew Cramb. Set It Off is a great band with a lovely orchestral feel to their music styles. You can find their music on Spotify, iTunes and YouTube. Set It Off's whole discography is avaible via iTunes. Facebook - www.facebook.com/setitoffband Instagram - www.instagram.com/setitoffband Twitter - www.twitter.com/setitoff Tumblr - www.setitoffband.tumblr.com YouTube - www.youtube.com/setitoffband Also here is a link to their merchnow page. MerchNow - www.setitoff.merchnow.com/ District Line - www.districtlines.com/Set-It-Off

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Everybody in this world has a soulmate. When you are born, you are given a silver chain necklace with an intricate charm. There are only two that are exactly alike in the entire world. The caring ones, the shy ones, the confident ones, the tough ones, the angry ones, the sick ones, the crazy ones, everybody has a necklace. It's only if you choose to follow it, that you will find your one true love. When the town bad boy who is constantly in trouble discovers Harley is his soul mate, he doesn't wait a second to make sure she's all his.

Rose is a 16 year old girl with a lot happening to her right now her mom just died by a rouge attack her dad is devastated but he has to keep up cause he is the alpha king!!! Rose got her mate but he rejected her not knowing that her dad is the alpha king the moon goddess gives her a second mate but will the first one get jelly? Rose has powers the moon goddess gave them to her herself by giving an amulet to her will she use the powers for good or for bad?? read ~luna Rose~ to find out<3!!!

John Watson is your average 17 year old boy who just happens to have a miracle happen to him. John gets a letter accepting him to the prestigious " Sir Arthur Doyle Academy for the Gifted and Talented Detectives ". Not just anybody can go to this academy only the kids who are dedicated to the investigation scene , did I mention it's a boarding school? When John moves into the dormitory he meets a somewhat quiet and strange boy who gives no empathy to others , his name is Sherlock Holmes . Sherlock soon gets used to Johns sarcasm and cheerfulness and develops feelings for him , sherlock then wants to become Johns good " friend " . Also might be PG-13