Tom wasn't good at a lot of things; keeping friends, being nice, staying sober? Nah, forget it. But dressing up and pretending to be a girl? Now that might be something he can do. [Maidcafe fic] Featuring- * Tom's non-existing gag reflex * Tord's hentai fetish * Edd's unwavering patience * Matt's vanilla ass NOT featuring- * My will to live - This was half planned in 2016, but I didn't start writing it until 2018. The two-year wait doesn't make me hate this any less. Enjoy you, filthy sinners. - "The original femboy Hooters."- 2016 - Achievements: 🏆1# Maidcafe 🏆1# Smutmaybe 🏆2# Eddsworld 🏆1# TordTom 🏆1# Ocs 🏆1# TomTord 🏆3# Cross-dressing

Hanahaki Disease AU: Tom doesn't try. He doesn't want to. This is because no matter what he does, he knows he'll always end up in last place. It's no big deal, it's not like anything he does is a life or death situation. But it kind of is. This story is brought you to by: Flowers in lungs, a ginger wingman with a story, and a whole lot of trying and giving up. "Forget everything and just look him in the eyes and tell him he has a good sense of smell." [Cover art by: ME! (*'ω')]

"Why did you do it?" "Do what?" "Leave without Authorization. I know you too well to know when you're about to do something rash and that was pretty rash." "I want to see him again." It's been years since the Red Army has taken over the world and created a new world order ran by none other than the Red Leader. What was said on the way to work has an issue for Thomas Ridgewood. He wants to see the one friend that's his sanity but, he cant. He wants to live the normal life he used to have with his friends like he used to but, he can't. Instead, he and his other friend, Matthew(Matt) Hart, works for the Red Army in the Red Kingdom In Norway. Worse, is that he works for Red Leader who happens to be an old rival of his and he hates it. But, it's the only way to survive in this crazy world. This a sort of revised version of the fanfiction I was working on. Warning: language, violence, maybe a little smut or BDSM, and other things

The story in which Tom has regrets and Tord is an asshole. (DESCRIPTION WORK IN PROGRESS) [Cough warning depression and blood and shit like that]

Tord never thought in his entire sixteen years of life, that he'd see his best friend and crush, the one and only Thomas Thompson, on stage in an empty auditorium. No less in a skin tight outfit and swaying his hips to the beat as if he had no audience except for Tord. Maybe just once, he could allow himself the thought that this was a private performance all for himself. And damn, he had never realised just how flexible the male was. *** tomtord fanfic with sexual references from none other than a hormonal teen called Tord Lairson eddsworld highschool au tom, the masked dancer called M O N S T E R.

Look, I'm not saying Tom's totally gay for Tord. I'm just saying he wants Tord to fuck him. But Tom's not gay. Nope. I'm editing this two years after it's done to leave a very special note: i'd rather be buried alive and suffocate on dirt before i use "cum" unironically. go read "daddy" porn and let me spell it how i want because i'm not going to do anything that reminds me of ddlg or ageplay, stop leaving shitty comments on a shitty porn book if you cannot handle a less disgusting version of cum. let me call it come. note: almost every single chapter is going to be of them fucking, you're welcome the amazing cover!!! was done by @readingismypurpose and they're absolutely amazing ngl Update: when the FUCK is this book going to die

WARNING this will have mature content abuse etc its a dark time the red army took over and tom thought tord was dead but in reality he survived how did tom figure out well tord or red leader walked up to him and forced him into the army to be tord's private body guard tom who was overwhelmed that he thought he murdered someone agreed to protect tord

Tom was a cleaner at a high class theatre. He always looked up to his crush Tord who was the star of every show held there. After unwanted attention to Tom, Tord comes to the rescue. Will Tord fall for Tom despite all complications? -I know I suck at summaries- -I don't own any of the characters, just the plot- -I also don't own the cover- -A bit of a warning, there's a part in chapter 10 where a scenario is implied (very lightly) so be warned sensitive viewers.

After the end, the crew hasn't changed much, save for the lost house and tord betraying them. They each live in seperate apartments for themselves only, and visit each other occasionally when they aren't busy. Edd has gotten a bit more protective and Matt wasn't really affected by the end, but Tom was affected the most. He's left in a worse mental state, but refuses to share about whats been going on in his life. After a while though, Tom has an outburst and decides to go get drunk. Though, he's suddenly taken hostage by Tord and used for testing because of his monster form (Also I know this doesn't have many reads or votes but please give it a chance- oof-)

Tord was the one who confessed to Tom during their high school days. They loved each other very much that their friends thought they'd have their happily ever after. However that's not the case. Tord's been seeing someone else around their freshman year of college. Tom eventually finds out from their friends, Edd and Matt. Tom confronts Tord about it and the Norwegian boyfriend admits he's lost interest in him. Tom doesn't want to believe it, but Tord makes a deal with him to end their relationship mutually. Years later, they'll come to face each other again. But at what cost?