In celebration for Halloween: A story with a tiny bit of strangeness, some silly humor, clichés, a cat, monstrous rats, annoying neighbors and their annoying dogs, an inescapable apartment building full of zombies, starter weapons, oldies music, ridiculous drawings, injuries and deaths. Or is it un-deaths? Movie trailer person's voice: "Rated PG-13 for stabbing zombies, hitting zombies over the head [overall aggression against zombies of all kinds], one instance of auto theft, and the occasional cursing [8-9 of them, censored by ridiculous little grawlixes]." ***As of the 28 of November, Wattpad has deemed my story "Mature". They've also formed a rally demanding that "Yoga Hosers" be changed to XXX, due to the sausage Nazi that entered that bloke's bum.*** No sex, no drugs, no self-harm, no references to nudity, crude language censored, moderate violence and comedic violence is the only thing the story contains. By the Canadian rating-it's a rating of 14+. Making that clear, since the story is now amongst the site's smut pile, and it's nothing like those. ***Disclaimer: No children, people-and most importantly, animals-were harmed in the making of this story. The drawings [22] within the chapters are made by me, solely for the purpose of this story. I'm not a fine artist, I merely draw on rare occasions. Please do not steal, replicate, reproduce my drawings without consent or without linking to this story.***

This is a collection of various prompted short stories. It'll be somewhat of a pastiche, or assortment of non-related themes and styles. It all starts with the ridiculous 'Snag-a-Date' to set the mood. "So many apps to choose from, so few that'll be used. It's a competitive place where new apps try to garner popularity. Perhaps Snag-a-Date will be able to be one of them? Nick Potts certainly hopes so. But Nick's an idiot and his judgement can't be trusted. In either case, he's devised a remarkably un-genius plan to save his app." **I'll add the corresponding tags as I choose the prompts.***

Leroi's lifetime list of bad decisions has just gotten longer than he ever imagined. He pissed off rival jocks, fell in love with the school's outcast and smooched the bicuriousity out of his best friend. Now he has to fight for his love, but his love for who? A question blinded by testosterone, highschool politics, mommy issues and the BRO-Code. And then there's his inamoratos being too problematic to handle. However, the heart wants what it wants, and his wants a trifecta. Featured on lgtbq; BoyxBoy (Teen Fiction) Featured on WattpadExplorerBot; Spotlight on Street-lit. Featured on WattpadUrban; Urban LGBTQIA