Might As Well Embrace The Fact I'm Going To Hell <3
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My Little Cheeto ~ trumpxbiden ~ enemies to lovers by crodie_b
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A forbidden romance blossoms between two unlikely men. Their passion for politics was one thing but their passion for each other was another. Can this love affair last, or will the pressures of those around them break their special bond?
Among us x reader by SxdisticBitxh
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You're lil old Y/n that decided it would be a great idea to crush on some jelly beans (because same)
Finally Together (shrek X Farquaad)  by caulimayo
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About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.
The Lorax by salvidavid
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It's about the life of the Lorax
McDonalds  X Burger King (smutt Story) by _Grumpy_
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A McDonald's x Burger King Smutty story It's about time
Worst Story on Wattpad ✓ by arcticstars
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Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!
Danny Devito X Peppa pig X reader  by abcfde123654
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Danny, Peppa and you have lots of fun.
Obama x Reader by dilfenjoyer558
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i made this at 1 am stop readibg tjis please, its so old I genuinely hate everyone who commented on this story, you are all so annoying and have the worst humor, I regret writing this. /srs
mordecai x twilight sparkle by plsmarrymekageyama
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an emotional rollercoaster, a hopeless romance, mordecai and twilight will never have the chance to express their true feelings... i wrote this at 2am dont bully me THANK YOU FOR THE SUPPORT WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM SHSNBSN this is so crinfe im rlly sorry
Flightsuit Vector X reader by puk3_g1rl_
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Hi my name is y/n and my life, it's pretty crazy. It all started when I walked down the street, I saw my best friends Shaggy and Velma. Suddenly Velma tripped over and lost her glasses. "My GlAsSeS" she yelled. She dropped to the floor and her glasses crunched below her knee. "Oh no" I said. I gave her my spare pair of her glasses from my f/c bag. "ThAnKs" Velma said. I had to go because I was late for a meeting. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I said goodbye to my friends and carried on walking down the street. I looked up at the beautiful blue sky and saw something quite peculiar... It was a man, he was flying with wings of what looked like a flightsuit... with only wings of a flightsuit... Oh no, imma fail no nut November _WARNING MIGHT HAVE SMUT IM NOT SURE YET IM WRITING THIS AS IT GOES ALONG SO LIKE HAVE FUN I GUESS_