Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

STARTED: November 11th, 2018 This is my first book so- Yeah! I'm gonna need some luck! I'll be taking requests if you want to suggest something! Please. Request something. Requests are always open. Updates may be slow if I'm not feeling so well or I'm busy. More information will be in the first chapter! (I don't know what to put here so-)

Milo has a big secret. He doesn't want anyone to know because it will shock everyone. Until he meets this new guy named Nicholas , then the secret G-E-T-S O-U-T.