✨ This is basically a joke book but only insults and combacks❗ I hope you enjoy this book 😍 "Private Message" me or "Comment" some you want me to use, if its not used in my book already or close to any. If I use it you'll get a shoutout too! ✨ 600k views ✨ ✨ 20k votes ✨ ✨ 2k comments ✨ 👅 Highest rank 👅 #27 in Goal 💖 Get me up to 1M views guys?? 🔐💚 ? Share, Vote, Comment ? PS. i wrote this book when i was 15. // i'm 22 now.

❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer reviews? How many stars out of five?❞ ❝What are yo- oh my god, I'm going to fucking kill Marie.❞ (alternatively called: a lot of people shit with pens) written in dialogue // cover by xhemmingshugsx

"Who is she?" Damien asks, pointing at the girl who's smile instantly stood out to him. He hasn't seen her before, but even from afar, her smile was contagious. Maybe it was the way her lips curved upward, or how her eyes brightened in the dullness of the boxing arena. His friend follows the direction of his eyes to the girl sitting across the room, "Coach's daughter?" He asks. Damien nods his head, "That my friend, is the Chapstick girl." ~~~~~~~~~ Amber is just your average girl trying to survive through her junior year of highschool. Well, let's elaborate on that average part, there is just a small little detail that was left out. That she is known as the Chapstick girl. Why? No one hates her, in fact, everyone adores her kind, happy nature. Always willing to put others before herself. Or maybe it was because no matter where she goes, she always has HER chapstick. It defined her. A lot of people bypass the reason why she always has it, but maybe it has a deeper meaning than what other people see. Well, except one person. Damien. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Book three in the T.B.B.B (The Bad Boy Boxer) Series. Cover by @_broken_chords

"Why do you care?" I whispered out. "I worry about you and I have no clue why," he explained honestly which did make my heart sink a little. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- With no mother and no father to guide the way, Leia Owens tried to continue on in her unexciting life. Making friends was difficult for her and without company a normal human would go crazy, right? In just a few weeks, Leia's life changed drastically. But was it for good or bad? Mason Daniels was a cheeky, but mysterious, boy who couldn't help but be the most gossiped guy in school. Everyone loved him and his friends. However, Mason hated his life and the secret that he had to live with. He didn't like keeping it, but for his own sake, he had to. With an egotistical jerk and an awkward nerd for partners on an English project, who knew that those two would make the perfect pair. They certainly didn't anyway.

[A Dialogue story] [Stand Alone] Cover By: @theworddealer ---------------- "I can't believe you! How could you do this to me? After I told you...I trusted you and you left m-me! "You were suppose to be there! And after everything, two years Danny. Two years! How could you just dump me after all this time. You're such an...an arrogant jerkwad that doesn't care about anyone but yourself! All of this time I thought you were the one. Someone I could rely on to-to hold my hand and get rid of my pain...but I was wrong." "Whoever this Danny is sounds like a real douchebag. Nothing ice cream and RomComs can't fix." "W-What?" "Wrong number kitten." "Oh...well this is awkward." ---------- REVIEWS: "I'm glad I stumbled on this Dialogue Story. This should get much more recognition. I truly enjoyed reading..." ~ @Nycll06 "Btw I'm loving your story so far, keep up the great work!" ~ @WorldofSama "Incredible...the emotion portrayed is so raw and it was so well balanced between seriousness and a few light jokes throughout." ~ @LogicalYetDaring ------- [11/29/18] - #1 in phonecall [11/9/19] - #1 in Call [12/28/18] - #2 in phone

Careless teen Jenna Kaylee doesn't know what she's in for when she's shipped off to the UK for military school by her parents. She expects nothing more than a stupid, old military boot camp... which really isn't such a big deal to her. But when the royal family of the UK needs protection, Jenna is chosen to protect them, for some unknown reason. The worst part is, the prince is a complete and total idiot. Cover by ColorfulBeads :)

"Even with that angelic face of his, there is a beastly character is hidden behind it just ready to come out"~~ I'm Popular, he's not. I'm out going, he's not. I'm rich, he's not. I'm attractive, he's not. I like to party, he doesn't. I hate school, he does. Wait isn't t it the other way around? either way I still can't help but love him ~typical nerd eh? well what if he's really not the guy you thought he is? I say he's one mysterious nerd...

Seemingly sweet and innocent girl who lives on a military base with her dad. When a new soldier takes a liking to her, she has to hide who she really is, a psychotic killer. Will he find out that she is really apart of a secret military branch called, Killer's core? Book #1 in the Killer's Trilogy Can be read as a stand-alone book.

A number in a library book. A call that saved a life. Two souls entwined through a series of pillowtalks and wine. ° "Why did the sun miss the moon?" "Because they could never see each other?" "Because both of them needed each other to feel complete." °