Selene Luna Alivina is a broken and rejected omega who lives with her pack. She is always bullied and she gets hurt by everyone around her becuase they all hate her. Alpha Xander is the alpha of the blood moon pack. He's a mysterious, sexy playboy, who's been with basically every girl in the school and thinks no one is good enough to be his mate. Beta Slayde is his twin brother. He is a cocky bad boy with a head for mischief and a sexy smolder. What will happen when Selene finds our her mates are Xander and Slayde? Just another satire by our highnesses (we mean that in the most sarcastic way possible), tigerjourney77. Fight us haters. Our egos are steel.

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After the death of her mother, Lilith Anders is left in the care of her cousin. Everyone knows that. What they don't piece together is that, with her arrival, the crime rates have gone down. Suddenly new evidence surfaces, and every one of the disturbing cold cases are put to rest. The most heinous ones everyone fears to touch. No decent human being would be able to follow the macabre details to the killer. And yet, they're found half dead on doorsteps. It all starts with Lilith. After all, it takes a demon to fight one. ~~~ "Who are you?" "I'm the bastard child of a fallen king, and the daughter of a holy queen." Realization flickers in his eyes, swiftly replaced by dread. "You do realize, if your fated one is in my pack, I cannot allow you to be united." "That's a given. I'm only here to pray for the fallen by inacting justice on the demons." "Don't underestimate the bond." "Oh, I won't. I've severed it long ago." #2 in demons Jan 2019 #3 in retrospective May 2019

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(Soulmate Au) (Futuristic Modern Day Au) When someone turns 18, the name of their soulmate appears somewhere on their body. Samuel Seabury expected to get some average name, maybe someone he knew, maybe someone he didn't. He almost expected there to be no name. But, to his surprise, and almost everyone in his family's surprise, he got the name of the famous CEO George William Fredrick. George Fredrick had always ignored his soulmate's name, mostly because if he searched for them every other gold-digger would say it was their name. He didn't really mind, he was a loner anyways. The boy could care less who it was, that was until a scrawny looking boy appeared on his doorstep and showed him a mark on his forearm. It was his handwriting for sure, but barley anyone knew what that looked like. It seemed the boy was kicked out for having a boy's name on his arm, so he let the kid in. Cover by me :)

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

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