Being one of only two out gay students in a sometimes not-so-open-minded high school has presented Jackson Humes with certain challenges. Even though all teenagers' lives are challenging in their own ways, Jackson's takes a complicated turn the day he catches Alex Cole in the guy's locker room posing in front of a mirror wearing nothing but a pair of dingy tighty whities. While the rest of the school worries that the recent mountain lion sightings in the woods might have something to do with the star quarterback's disappearance, Jackson worries that Alex is going to rearrange his face in a manner that will make any attempts at future dating impossible. When an unhinged Alex corners Jackson in the woods, Jackson responds by miraculously breaking the laws of gravity. He soon realizes that his emerging superpower is connected to a dark secret, forcefully suppressed after the long ago deaths of all those involved, including Jackson's own parents. But secrets don't stay buried forever, as Jackson is about to discover.

The title basically describes what the book is about. One day you are an average sarcastic teenage girl the next you are being told you are a country. After being shipped off to Sweden to live with your new "family" you learn to cope with your life as a country and the people around you. A/N: you as the reader have the power to influence the story such as who you are related to, friends with, romantic relationship with another character, etc. Disclaimer: I do not own hetalia or any of the characters, nor do I own the fanart I post in my fanfiction (unless told otherwise it isn't owned by me).