"Damn (m/n).... Fuck me harder! ". Imagine being insomniac and not being able to sleep for weeks. That's what exactly is happening to our dearest Namjoon. But what if a simple business card given to him, changes his whole life? Now Namjoon just acts like he's an insomniac 😏. . BTS X MALE! TOP! READER BOY X BOY DONT LIKE, DONT READ. Some steamy af EXPLICIT CONTENT. Enjoy ~ ~k

》 Yoonmin CRACK! au in which yoongi is a culinary arts student who asks his new roommate jimin to help him around. Jimin is trying his best, but washing the meat with soap just ain't it fam 😔 • Side taekook • C O M P L E T E D ✔ ~ mostly but not all social media (edits) au ~ !!! Lots of but EXTREMELY short parts !!! 》 This AU is finished and is originally published under my twitter account, you can find it under @starryjimini ! 《

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Jungkook smiled at Mom pacing around the living room again. Mom was quietly mumbling to herself. "It's ok, it is just a high school. Homeschool, high school... there's just a small difference right? My baby can handle it." "Mom!" His mother looked up. "Seeing you worry makes me even more worried, shall we go now?" He gave Mom a smile of reassurance, even though he was more nervous inside. His mother let out a huge breath, "I'm sorry baby. It's crazy how you are going to be around so many people your age for the first time." Dad walked over and ruffled his son's hair. "We have your lunch bag ready with some advil and two pepper sprays, just in case." Jungkook couldn't help but laugh. "It's not like I am going to an ARMY, Dad." Dad whispered, "You will soon learn that there is no difference." "WHAT?!" Jungkook was suddenly pushed out of the house. Dad laughed, "Let's go before your mother kills me!" CAST: Cady Heron - Jungkook Janis Ian - Suga Damian Leigh - Namjoon Regina George - J-Hope Karen Smith - V Gretchen Wieners - Jin Aaron Samuels - Jimin Started: 12/25/16 Ended: 03/05/17 __________________ Thank you for checking out my next fanfiction! If you don't know BTS, a famous kpop group, then please support them and show your love. I recommend you watching bangtan bombs, American hustle life, Bon Voyage, memes, cracks, and all sorts of things. Because of that, a lot of inside jokes maybe confusing if you don't know who they are lol. To many others that know BTS, a fanmade trailer insfired me to make this fanfiction. This is for all ARMYs out there, as a thank you note to BTS's success. Strong power, thank you. - Yunnie x

Eomma Jin and appa Namjoon family Random short stories of domestic family BTS Mostly teen Yoongi centric until now Angst and fluff Around okt-nov 2018 #1 In domestic

"αи∂ αℓℓ нє иєє∂є∂ ωαѕ α ωιg αи∂ α ∂яєѕѕ" Meet Jungkook, a famous K-Pop idol who unfortunately has to work for EXO, disguised as a girl. All turns utterly messy when he notices that the members of EXO are starting to like him. Except only problem is, all of them are straight and he is NOT a girl.

Luhan woke up to become a girl?! How did that happen?! Worst of all, "she" somehow convinced everyone that Luhan went out for a vacation and that she's his younger sister! Will she be able to avoid every EXO member until she turns back into a boy? There may be eleven members to avoid, but one only holds a grudge against "her" the most. Oh Sehun. Let the operation begin. ________________________________________________ I picked Luhan to be the girl because he looks like one and he has a pairing with Sehun! Girly Luhan + HunHan = This FanFic :3 Cover Credits To: KimchiiDesu :D

WASSUP ! WASSUP ! THIS IS BIGHIT EXCLUSIVE.. BTS!! FAPMONSTAH . JINK . JI-MEN . JHOE . BAE . AND WHO DO WE GOT HERE RIGHT NOW! SWAEGA . JUNGNOSE . ------- Book 5 of the weird crappy BTScenarios of Poitato.. can you keep up?

South Korea is strong country and many things tried to break the poor nation. Thirty-five years ago South Korea was in war with North Korea. South Korea won and took over North Korea. The war ended but the problems didn't stop. Many cities and millions of homes were destroyed. Big famine came and many people died and the country is now full of orphans. Now in year 2025 Korea is monarchy again. The country is still drowning in problems but people in capital city Seoul don't care. Actually the rich people see opportunity in the orphans. Many of them are infertile and can't have kids so why they shouldn't forcibly turn some orphans into their babies? And this is how whole Korea started to love age play.