scrip gets his deer boyfriend preggo and says sorry no and mandarin gets an abortion but he has the baby still and its madonna and then he fucking dies and the the baby grows up into peaches

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

this is the sequel to trapped in an island with josh hutcherson . in the last chapter of the other book josh left kate allone in the island . will josh go back for kate will they survive and escape or will they be trapped in an island forever . well read to find out.

kate runs away from home on her dads small boat while josh is on a cruse ship and a storm comes and they both fall but caus kate cant swim and josh is a really good swimmer he saves her but they get stuck on a island together so a celebrity and a normal teenage girl stuck on an island what will happen well they fall in love or get hungrey and eat each other read this book to find out