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[✓] 𝑃𝑅𝐸𝐿𝑈��𝐷𝐸 | 𝐅𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐒 by magicalmenagerie
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"I'm not letting you get hurt again." "Even at the cost of the world?" "Even at the cost of the world." | book one | season one | | total word count: 67k |
KITTEN || five hargreeves by ubiquitous-soul
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"Ah, shit. I'm pretty sure I'm like 19% Swedish. Do you think we're related?" ••• Kit Woods never wanted it to come to this. She began her tirade of murders when she was only 16, dealing out punishments to unrepented rapists and predators for years before she was caught and sent to the future for punishment. It was in the apocalypse that The Commission found her, and it was in the Commission she met Five Hargreeves. A man who would change her life. For better, or for worse. ••• "So, you're the Kitten. Doesn't sound too fierce." "Well, I didn't get a nickname for nothing." ••• THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY PRE-SEASON ONE AND SEASON TWO BY UBIQUITOUS-SOUL
Psychometry ⇏ THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY  ✓  by kearahwrites
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"There's one thing I realized from this: You never loved me." Growing up in the Umbrella Academy was never a picnic for Valerie. Out of the seven kids, she was named Void and she always wished she was normal. When she grew up, Valerie's wish finally seemed to come true. She had left the Umbrella Academy and tried to build a normal life for herself. Who knew that a normal life would be hard to have with a family like hers. When her dad dies, Valerie is in for more than a family reunion. ©kearahwrites | the umbrella academy the umbrella academy: season 1
EPHEMERAL | Five Hargreeves by carlsgrime
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"break up with your girlfriend-i'm bored!" "you are my girlfriend!"
baby. umbrella academy. by rigor_mortals
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B A B Y ! " why are you such a bitch? " ( in which!!! diego hargreeves has a fourteen year old daughter!!! ) " why are you such a sarcastic asshat? " the umbrella academy. s. one && two.
alone again // number five by felixisoffended
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"think of her as an electrical vampire. . ." ( the time in this is probably extremely off, just a fair warning. )
005 | Will Byers [COMPLETED] by blushingloser
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❝Uh, guys. Meet me at Castle Byers, asap. Over and out.❞ - A boy with a shock collar around his neck and a school uniform on had had enough of being in the government's sight 24/7. As the boy travels to his sister's last listed address, Hawkins, Indiana, he finds out that there is so much more to the world than he had known and many more challenges to face. •.¸¸.•.¸¸.•.¸¸.•.¸¸.•.¸¸.•.¸¸.•.¸¸.•.¸¸.•.¸¸.• This whole story plot is from the amazing @-damnweasley Huge credits to them so give them a follow! The beautiful cover is made by the lovely @cIeopatras They did a wonderful job so go give them a follow! - Started: April 6, 2019 Completed: August 24, 2020
PAVING ANOTHER [number five] by -harringtonsx
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"not very pretty but we sure know how to run free." Carlee Reed was never ordinary, highest grades in her class, graduated at thirteen, and special abilities. She's been stuck in her fifteen year old body since her birthday. So she had to find a way to survive on her own, but does she have to forever? [season 1] number five x fem!oc (very slow updates)
TIMELESS by gorgeousorbs
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The boy flattened out the uniform he was wearing and turned to face me. "Who are you?!" I leaned on the wall behind me and tucked a strand of blonde hair behind my ear. "Alexa.. who are you?" He breathed out a laugh and looked away, "Its complicated." "You have no idea." ★・・・★・・・★ Alexa was.. different, to say the least. She wasn't exactly like most people. She was special in an extraordinary way. When normal kids were learning how to ride a bike, she was learning how to use her elite training and newfound powers that she had received from a lab experiment. ★・・・★・・・★ ( Five Hargreeves ) ( Completed, 1/3 )