You know it is is Cannon.

bae

Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

just two bros 5 inches apart because they're gay

*this is a joke I don't mean to affend anyone* Where Donald Trump finds Jungkook on grinder.

In the wake of Fiona's death, Shrek is left dealing with the aftermath of her tragedy. He's looking to improve his life again, and possibly find love. Shrek x John Cena

Paula dean's a chicken, wanna know how?

Larry and Bob run a children's show. What if they're more than just costars? Maybe boyfriends?

Well...this is the weirdest thing I've ever done. DISCLAIMER: SATIRE. THIS IS SATIRE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. PLEASE. ALSO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN AND THE CARS FILM ARE TRADEMARKS OF PIXAR, I DON'T OWN THEM OR ANYTHING AFFILIATED WITH THEM. Now that that's out of the way, this "fanfiction" follows the story of the reader, a lonely, quiet car who wants nothing more than for Lightning McQueen to "Ka-Chow!" his way into their heart. Will they live the fantasy of their dreams, or will their mechanical heart be crushed forever? Critics are calling it "The Next Twilight" (not really) and "The Greatest Love Story Since Pride and Prejudice" (no no no). Read Lightning McQueen X Reader, and be amazed at the great romance between Lightning...and yourself.

my legacy.