❝why is half your closet filled with dark colored clothes and the other is filled with light colored clothes?❞ ❝shut up you tall idiot!❞ ❝hm, no cuddles❞ ❝NO I'M SORRY PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY CUDDLES AWAY❞ OR In which Yeonjun is the schools bad boy but the new student Soobin See's straight through him. !COMPLETED! ! Please excuse any grammar mistakes or any mistakes in general, this book was made a very long time ago and I'm finding time in my hectic life to slowly update the book. Thank you so much for the reads!!

"I work at a day care" "I thought you hated kids" "at least I don't have a creepy obsession with kids" Lmao this book isn't meant to offend anyone, it is just for comedy and funny purposes to cheer u up or to make u laugh. Enjoy.

𝘔𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦. 𝘐 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 it 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰𝘰.

"AVENGERS ASSEMBLE! " hoseok yelled, holding up his shield, as they all reached the their destination. "first of all", yoongi started, "we're all literally right here you blind bitch so stop trying to assemble us", he continued, " and stop being so fucking loud hoe, my mom just called me and said she can literally hear you all the way from daegu" taehyung snickered, "that's what she said last- " "fucking complete that sentence, doctor weird and i swear to God i will fucking dislocate your kneecaps" yoongi said, stepping in front of taehyung. "atleast i have kneecaps, shorty", taehyung bravely replied with a smirk. "THAT'S IT YOU LITTLE SHIT-" yoongi angrily yelled as he grabbed taehyung by his cape's collar. 》_____________________《 -bts as avengers! au The universally-loved superheroes decide to film a documentary to give their fans a peek inside what goes on in their lives. One where they aren't being the brave superheroes that the world knows, but are showcasing their real, crackhead selves. - featuring special guest appearance from bang shi hyuk oppa, lucas, baekhyun, sehun, jackson, hyunjin, soobin, & heuningkai (basically the entire kpoop industry) 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨: #1 𝙗𝙩𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠 #2 𝙣𝙘𝙩𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠 #2 𝙚𝙭𝙤𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠

"so im kim taehyung, one of the employees in this crappy grocery store. this job pays but everyone here is so stupid and annoying. you know the ones that came here before me? yeah i hate them all, their all a bunch of shitty fucktar- i mean great employees to be around with. they are all so caring about each other and so friendly! i hope you all come by often!" taehyung faked and ended with a bright boxy smile. as soon as namjoon tapped the door when he heard taehyung talking smack. - a bts crackfic where the bangtan boys work in a grocery store. slow updates. 1 in #joke (other achievements/ranks not listed,) © 2018 min (-FLAWEDMINS) All Rights Reserved

"You don't remember me?" "I remember hating you." [completed] Highest rankings: #1 -taegi #2 -vmin #5 - yoonkook #7 -btsau #9 - unlimitedpride #13 -bts #18 -sope #24 -taehyung #35 -yoongi __________ BTS Taegi AU __________ featuring bts as supernatural creatures

《 conflicts with my hyungs 》 When a single fight between the oldest and youngest member of the team led to a lot of conflicts between jungkook and the others .

[ONGOING] "you were stalking my feed-" "investigating." in which choi soobin falls into an infatuated state with an instagram model hes never met, and accidentally likes a photo dated three years ago. ◌ YEONBIN INSTAGRAM AU CROWN © BANHALIX

- CURRENTLY EDITING - a book of story ideas too short to turn into real books. - REQUESTS OPEN - YOONMIN + TAEKOOK -

This book is short stories most probably wont have smut some will and there wont be a continuation of any story unless a lot of people want it but other than that none of the stories are related in anyway unless stated other wise Fluff, smut, and maybe angst