"This is McDonald's. How may I hel-" "Ok. I have escaped the police but they are following me. I need the directions to the safe house now." "Oh um I don't think you should've ran from the police because you have the wrong number this is McDonald's in case you didn't hear me before..." "I'm gonna die. I need the directions!!!!" "IM NOT YOUR HELPER OR WHOEVER IS HELPING YOU! YOU CALLED MCDONALDS!" "*snickers*" "Why the hell are you laughing?? Aren't you being chased by the police??" "Noo*gasp for air*it's a prank*laughs hysterically*" "Goodbye idiot." ~COMPLETED- 8.7.2017 :)

❝hi this is Panda Express, how may I help you?❞ ❝can i have one order of general tso's chicken? hold the chicken, double the vegetables.❞ ❝how in the world is that general tso's chicken?❞ ☂ lowercase intended. story inspired by many others. ☂ -- just a pinch of love #1 -- #339 in humor 1/2/15

022: "Hello and welcome to Fries, do you want a side of conversation with that?"

In which a prank call gets two people together. "Love with every stranger, the stranger the better" ~~~~~~~ *warning: Contains: -offensive jokes, if you can't handle some offensive jokes, move on. It's these characters' views, not mine. -cliche, if you don't like it, this is kinda cliche so.... yeah. Later.* ©bookbabere, all rights reserved.

"Hi, it's me again. The pathetic guy who just got dumped, if that jogs your memory. If talking is still on the table I'd love to take you up on that offer...text me back" That was all it took to start a frienship but many late night conversations will start something else....

"Is this Domino's?" "No, it's not." "Are you sure?" "Yes. I think you've got the wrong number." "On the contrary, for once I think I've got the right one." [ in which two people meet due to one insufferable sister's and one best friend's revenge ] Started: 12th May 2017 Completed: 13th June 2017

Highest ranking #40 in short stories (Unedited) "I have hung up on you twice already. Don't you understand that I do not have time for you to complain about the fact that you have to clean your room Elizabeth?!" "I am not Elizabeth. I just called to ask you a question-" "Well I do not have the time to talk too you either." ---- When a boy calls the girl above and keeps calling.

In which a boy attempts to parent a mess-of-a-caller. But parenting just doesn't work that way. ████████████████ Written in dialogue form. Also written when I was like 15 so please don't come for me :') Not a sequel to "Teenage Helpline". © @MiaNightlock. Cover made by me.

"Hi, welcome to Bittersweet Treats, where even your sweetest dreams come true. My name is Aidan. How can I help you today?" "You sound annoyingly cheerful today." "It's all 'part of the job." "Cool beans." "So, how can I help you?" "I have a complaint about my ice cream." "I'm sorry. What happened to your order?" "It was cold." "..." #885 in short story [completed 12/17/16] [Cover made using photo found on the internet. Original photo doesn't belong to me-all rights go to its original creator]

"Princess, is that you?" "I'm sorry, what? You have the wrong number." "It cannot be a wrong number if I dialed a random number." "Does this work on all the ladies?" "More importantly, is it working on you?" "To be determined." [Completed]