*****WATTYS 2015 WINNER!***** WATTPAD STAFF PICK (9/7/15) In the end, the robots win. But you already knew that. "Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working" is a collection of short interviews with some of the survivors. People who have tremendous insight into the rise of Artificially Intelligent machines or, more often, don't. Why did the robots rise up? What did they want? Why couldn't they be stopped? Can they be stopped now? Is humanity doomed? And what the f--k is going on with the squirrels? You will get the answers to all of these questions. Or some of these questions. Or none of these questions. We'll see. I will be updating this once a week until I run out of stuff that I find funny. Then I'm done. Cover art courtesy of the hilarious and ridiculously talented Dave Pressler. (http://www.davepresslerart.com)

𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞. "𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐓𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐭, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐛𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞" 𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐅𝐅𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄: 𝐓𝐨𝐨 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝟏 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐎 𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄

"God, English majors are so lame." "This is the part where you remember that 𝘺𝘰𝘶 were an English major, Techno." "Yeah. English majors are so lame." ⤫ CURRENTLY UNDERGOING EDITING ON CHAPTER 37- 41 The list of things that Teagan Kato loved was a short one, but appropriate nonetheless. It consisted of mainly two things -- video games, and literature. The first was the reason she became a Twitch streamer. The second was the reason she went to college. It just so happened that somewhere in the middle, she found something else to add to her list. ⤫ *DISCLAIMER* This story was written in 2020, and is undergoing complete editing to remove certain characters. Reader discretion is advised. [book 1] [technoblade x female oc] [social media] [12/1/22- # 1 in Youtube] in memory of the man himself. teagan and i love you.

❝ I'm sorry but why did you fancy George? He's the ugly twin. ❞ ❝ You literally have the same face. ❞ ❝ And I still managed to be hot, remarkable, isn't it! ❞ ▬▬▬▬ When Aubrey Jackson started her Sixth year, she had one major aim: get closer to her long time crush, George Weasley. What she meant by this was maybe actually talking to him, not waking up in the body of his twin brother one morning for no reason. Aubrey was always the turning lemons into lemonade kind of girl so if anyone could make the best of the situation it was her... although these particular lemons probably needed beating down with a hammer if she was ever going to get anything good out of them. [BOOK 1 OF THE FRUITINI SERIES] [A WATTPAD FEATURED STORY] [GOBLET OF FIRE AU]

❝ Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some have greatness thrust upon them. ❞ harrypotter!bts

Everyone knows the girl from Gyffindor and Yoongi from Slytherin absolutely despise each other. Tensions rise in their sixth year. Will misunderstandings be what finalizes their chances of making up?

"Rescue and retrieve. Utmost priority, extreme prejudice against infected and non-essentials," Jimin repeated the words, lifting his shotgun and resting it on his shoulder, "Understood, Sir," ©chimchimicorn

part one

"What's the matter, angel? Scared of the dark?" PORTUGUÊS: http://w.tt/1UXHmmZ CZ: http://w.tt/1SCIHC4 Türkçe: http://my.w.tt/UiNb/TpS3oMpauz العَرَبِيَّة: http://my.w.tt/UiNb/FAsGKisB5D [my original storyline, do not repost] started summer 2015 HIGHEST RANKING: #1 Supernatural #39 FanFiction #1 Devil 031717: hit 1m reads