All the best insults and comebacks ever! Watch out for the rest of these books message me some ideas for new books! Read "The Big Book of 350 Yo' Mama Jokes" It's the next book in the series! ;D

Tiana moves to a new town with her wicked step-mother and evil step-sister Harriet. Call it a modern Cinderella story if you please...but was Cinderella a player? Tiana can wrap boys around her finger within minutes. What happens when she meets Blaze ; the smooth-talker, the heart-breaker and the biggest player in Sandbay high. Tiana likes challenges...will she be able break the heart-breaker's heart? Or will it be Blaze playing with her? Watch Tianna work through her miserable life at home to a fabulous life in school. She tries her best to win in the game she is playing with Blaze steering clear of her sister Harriet. Also enters Chas, Tiana's badass godmother who loves to play pranks on teachers and students. With a fairy godmother like that what can possibly go wrong?

1. My name is Mia. 2. I am an only child. I have no brothers or sisters even though my dad says when I was five I asked for a baby sister for Christmas. They got me a doll instead and I named her Sissy. It made me just as happy. 3. I'm turning fourteen on the fourteenth. I can't wait! That's tomorrow. 4. I have a best friend named Daniella. She will be present when I open my gifts tomorrow. She better bring me something good! 5. I have a crush on Michael across the hall. He lives in the apartment across from mine. He is very handsome, nice, smart, and did I mention handsome? 6. That's another thing. I live in an apartment building. Not a house. Some people wouldn't like it. I think it's kind of neat. 7. Wireless Dolphin is really awesome and I'm their biggest fan!!! I love love love them! 8. I spend a lot of time writing. I don't spend a lot of time doing homework, though. If I had a dog I would feed all of my homework to him, if he would actually eat it. He probably wouldn't. I bet math tastes horrible. 9. I hope to be a writer when I grow up. Then maybe I can actually make money for doing something I love instead of doing homework. English 101 is my favourite subject, though. As far as schoolwork goes, it's the thing I can actually stand. 10. I love making Top Ten Lists! Hoorah! Maybe some day I will make a site or a blog of Top Ten lists and become really, super famous.

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION The Bro Code says to leave no bro behind... But what happens when you have to choose between love and friendship? ***** Nick Maguire would never betray his best friends, Carter and Austin, by breaking The Bro Code, and he knows they'd never do that either. They've got each other's backs. That is, until Carter's sister, Eliza, returns from Australia. Unfortunately, Eliza is basically incredible, and Nick almost immediately falls head over heels. The two begin to form an undeniable bond that crackles with electricity - and spells a whole lot of trouble. Nick is about to find out that codes are made to be broken. [[word count: 60,000-70,000 words]]

Rachel Myers is an ordinary girl. Maybe too ordinary. She is the shyest girl in school and the stereotypical nerd. Her three best friends, Alicia, Denis, and Michala are the only people that care about her, aside from her mother. So she is just an ordinary girl. Until she meets Riley. Riley is the popular tough guy. Except, not the stereotypical badboy douchebag. He's quiet, nice and well, he's Riley. He has never even noticed Rachel, or so she thought. Riley has always secretly liked her. He finally builds up enough courage to talk to her, and she is skeptical at first. But slowly but surely, she stsrts to get close to him. Then she meets Jake. he isn't exactly popular, but everyone knows him. He's the class clown, the nice guy, the mysterious one. And he suddenly takes an interest in Rachel. She is already breaking her own personal rule by getting close to Riley, but somehow Jake convinces her to give him a chance. She has both of them, but she has to choose. And the choice is hard. It makes her, well, Think Twice.

Living a life out of a fairytale story is really not as it is cut out to be. I mean, Cinderella had to clean up a whole mansion by herself every day. Belle had to put up with a housemate who needed a shaver as much as he needed anger management classes. And don't even let me get started with Snow White and her stepmom's drama. Really, Rapunzel of the 21st century? I would rather be a tree. At least I would be contributing oxygen to the world. -------------------- Arianna had lost track of the number of houses, schools and countries she had moved to in order to run away from her crazy stalker until finally her Dad had just had enough and locked her up in the penthouse of The Tower, a building he owned in the city, with only her flamboyant cousin for company. But one desperate decision to sneak out of the house one night caused her an eventful meeting with Tristan, a mysterious boy, who suddenly seemed to be cropping up all the time after that first meet. Suddenly, the past quiet year was no longer peaceful. And she may just find herself forced to face the past she had been running from her whole life.

Gabby Swift was the girl who falls head over heels for a guy and never the right one but she couldn't help but fall straight away, even if she didn't want too and in the end, she was always the girl who ended up with her heart broken and holding the pieces in her hands, she would still go back for more. Except when her boyfriend leaves her for her friend, Gabby's left broken, unable to love and afraid to trust again. She's promised to seal her heart off to anyone but her best friend and neighbour Austin Lewis has other plans for her, one to help her get over Steven, to make her stronger and to make her fall in love with him but will it work? Is he too late? Or is she the one who's to late?

Lily thought she had everything: perfect school, perfect grades, and best of all, the perfect boyfriend, Michael. That is, until he suddenly decides to dump her the day of graduation. While Lily is coping for her first love, she meets a new guy, one that uncannily reminds of Michael. Suddenly, she's stuck in a love triangle between her ex and his... brother?

Reece smirked, "Trust me Chloe, the good girl always falls for the bad boy." Chloe Armel is a good girl. She never gets in trouble, gets excellent grades and is loved by everyone. Enter Reece. Wild, badass and has an ego that honestly couldn't get any bigger. He gets into fights, breaks every single rule and couldn't care less about the consequences that come with it. When Chloe's parents leave to treat sick children in Cambodia for two weeks, she is forced to stay at her neighbour's house. Her neighbour has a son, and it's Reece Carter. Sneaking out. Parties. Drinks. Hash Brownies. Flirting. Breaking the law...and road trips. Add a few shots of Cupid's arrows and what have we got? No clue. All we know is, it'll be unforgettable.

"I can't love you." I whispered softly. For the first time in my life I was scared, because I did love him, but once he found out about everything...He would leave me. I didn't know if I could handle him leaving me. "Just allow yourself to feel me." He whispered. Slowly entering me, he filled me to the brink. He wasn't my submissive, he was my Dominant, the only man I allowed to have full control over me, my body. There were many things that I could revel, but each hard thrust of his body he forced me to take, I relinquished my control to him fully. Because sometimes, it's as easy to take control as it is to give it up. *This focuses on the emotional as well as the physical aspects of BDSM. There will be mature content in most chapters as well as mentions and acts of rape, as well as many others situations that people may not feel comfortable with.