A strange adventure-fantasy story that follows several complex and hilarious characters. While the tones are comedic, there is a much darker history going on, as their entire world grows to have one giant existential crisis. (This is Part 1 of 5. Some characters and their personalities/powers/quirks were designed by people on discord. The rest is written by me) ("No beta we die like men" even though I read each update 3 times over, I still see spelling errors to this day)