David Smith is an emo #depressed 20 year old living in the city with his divorced mom and grandma. He hates them. He hates everything. Until one day... 𖤐Ft. Edward Cullen, Ronald Mcdonald + friends𖤐

Just a few Megamind X (fem) Reader oneshots ⚠️smut warning⚠️ I take any requests so dm me

This is a joke based off the story my friend and I created in school. Enjoy. Link to other author: http://my.w.tt/UiNb/QZ8bxc0njA

"HARRY I'M ALIVE!" I tried to scream, so excited that this went smoothly without any complications. Harry stared at me for a minute before speaking , "who do you fink gave you the teef"