'Tis about the time thine truly hath maketh a book about their unexplainable imagination that spilleth unto paper, otherwise known as their works of 'art'. I can say it's shit or something I'd screech over; you'll never know.

Tom wasn't good at a lot of things; keeping friends, being nice, staying sober? Nah, forget it. But dressing up and pretending to be a girl? Now that might be something he can do. [Maidcafe fic] Featuring- * Tom's non-existing gag reflex * Tord's hentai fetish * Edd's unwavering patience * Matt's vanilla ass NOT featuring- * My will to live - This was half planned in 2016, but I didn't start writing it until 2018. The two-year wait doesn't make me hate this any less. Enjoy you, filthy sinners. - "The original femboy Hooters."- 2016 - Achievements: 🏆1# Maidcafe 🏆1# Smutmaybe 🏆2# Eddsworld 🏆1# TordTom 🏆1# Ocs 🏆1# TomTord 🏆3# Cross-dressing

❥ Started: September 21st ♡ ❥ Finished: Not Yet ♡ ~ gET READY FOR THIS MONSTROSITY OF A BOOK- QwQ ~ Tord Larrsson is a School Bully feared by everyone, He especially bullies that one Shy, Pastel teen named Thomas Thompson, Tom is a smart kid but also a quiet kid who keeps to himself and his own personal problems, He's quite a popular target for bullies because of his eyes and pastel style. What happens if the bullies go too far? What happens if Tom is gone for a month? What happens if he comes back as a completely new, different person? Tord is interested in what happened to Tom, so he tries to bond with Tom, after a while, he soon finds out his dark secrets. The most interesting part is... What happens if Tord develops feelings for the small, depressed teen? Want to find out? Perhaps keep reading... ~ ❥ Cover by the Amazing @CommieZilla ❤️❤️❤️✨ ~ eEEEeeEEeee- Sorry if this sucks it's my first ever fanfic ;w; 💕 ~ Highschool AU!!! Pastel Tom x Bully Tord + Depressed Tom x Bully Tord ~ Important Info!!! ♡ ~ Eddsworld belongs all to Edd Gould, All Credit towards him!! ( Rest in Peace Edd, Your World will keep Spinning 💚 ) ~ I will NOT be using their real names!!! - Edd Gould= Edd Gold 💚 Matt Hargreaves= Matt Hargreves 💜 Thomas Ridgewell= Thomas Thompson ( I know his last name is completely different I know but hush- ) 💙 Tord Larson= Tord Larrsson ( I don't even know if his real name is that oof ;w; ) ❤️ ~ ✕ Warnings: ✕ Uncensored Profanity/Swearing Mentions of Abuse and Depression Gore ( Cutting :c ) ~ Please forgive me for my bad spelling or bad grammar <3 ~ I think that's it :0 :3 💕 ~ Enjoy!!! ^w^ 💖💖💖 ~ 🌸 Loads Of Love xx~ Pastrii 🌸

Hanahaki Disease AU: Tom doesn't try. He doesn't want to. This is because no matter what he does, he knows he'll always end up in last place. It's no big deal, it's not like anything he does is a life or death situation. But it kind of is. This story is brought you to by: Flowers in lungs, a ginger wingman with a story, and a whole lot of trying and giving up. "Forget everything and just look him in the eyes and tell him he has a good sense of smell." [Cover art by: ME! (*'ω')]

Love is a dangerous emotion. Well, in Tom's opinion at least. Years after college and living with his friends for a few years, things were alright until he started loving someone he knew would not return his feelings. He kept quiet but his silence punished him. Who knew one sided love could make him cough up flowers?

~After the end~ Tom drank heavily in "celebration" of shooting Tord with a harpoon. Unfortunately, he overdosed and died. The afterlife wasn't what he thought it'd be, if you could even call it that. He awoke as a kitten. Somehow, he finds himself in Tord's care. Warning- Strong language, gore, lime (just kissing). Highest rankings: #1 in tordtom #1 in afterlife #1 in ewtord #1 in ewtom #1 in eddsworld #1 in tord #1 in tomtord (EddMatt included)

Tom is a fucking idiot. Tord is too. What happens when they both want to die? I hate Dear Starboy and the TomTord ship, so here's my (improved) take on the tragic tale. Wonderful cover art by me (This is a parody of the popular Dear Starboy. Plot belongs to the original author. This is all meant to be taken as a joke, so don't get your panties in a twist.)

Thomas Richards adored the idea of running away with his girlfriend, however, when he learns that she had committed suicide by jumping in front of a train, his dreams of doing that vanished. He usually wanders around the railways where she had decided to end her life. Tord Liston has moved from Norway to England. It caught him off guard; he wasn't expecting to move to a completely different country, everything seemed to be going fine where they were living. English, thankfully, was his second language. However, whenever Tord asked the reason why they decided to move away, his fathers always seemed to avoid answering. Despite that, he explores the new town he lives in and, one day, he stumbles upon a boy near the railways. (Cover made by: honmushi on Tumblr)

*TordTom* *This is in a fantasy AU.* *Cover is mine.* *Not an attack on any religion* *Shipping of the characters, not the actual people* When Tord, the king of all demons, decides to take a break from all the evil in the Underworld, he and two of his most trusted soldiers travel to the human realm. There, they meet a guild who are keen on their objective of defeating the Demon King. Out of amusement, Tord joins. But soon, he grows an annoying affection towards the mysterious blue mage... who wants the Demon King dead.

Sequel to "Cat Eyes". Tord's leaving was difficult for both himself and Tom. Tord must trek the road that Tom once strolled down, now with more bumps and turns, along with an always present sense of danger. Tom must do everything that he can to rescue his lover, and find a way to get him back to his old self. Highest rankings: #1 in afterlife #1 in ewtom #1 in eddmatt #1 in owl #4 in ewtord (Eddmatt included)