Feel the six pack coming!

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Feel the six pack coming! **don't read this if you're under 13**

All eighteen year old Anna Lee wanted was a summer babysitting job. That's exactly what she got when she received a call from someone named Simon requesting a babysitter for his five sons. Who knew that the five boys would be the boy band One Direction? Or that sometimes they'd be babysitting her! (disclaimer: this was written by thirteen-year-old me, don't expect anything fantastic despite the amount of readers)

((WARNING!!! 2012 was a very cringe-worthy time for me and all of us, it's in need of a good editing... Sexual Content Ahead!!! Beware of exploding ovaries, flying panties, and feels!!!)) Layla Lawrence loves Loki, in fact she adores him! Yes he killed countless New Yorkers in an attempt to enslave all man kind but the heart wants what the heart wants! And Layla's heart earned for Loki. In Other words she is a total fangirl and will do anything for Loki. But if she screams her inner feelings to anyone else, they would think that she supports innocent people dying, which she doesn't. So she keeps her lovely secret to herself and hopes that one day Loki will return from Asgard. But it has been 3 months since Loki was taken from her, and her love for him only grows stronger with every passing day. She knows deep in her heart she will never meet Loki, but a girl can dream... can't she? ~Cat.

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Hello and welcome to 'The Book Of Random!' This book contains some jokes quotes and many many more! WARNING This book may be highly offensive to some people. In my opinion it doesn't affect me. If you are highly offended in some chapters..... That is not my problem because they are NOT MINE! Also this book may have you crying from laughing so hard. So I suggest that you should keep some tissues next to you.... That is all.