This is non-canon and MAY include smut. This story contains popular characters from the 90s British TV series 'The League of Gentlemen'. After Charlie finds his wife, Stella, cheating on him with a younger man called Tony, he goes to his only real friend for help. This friend is the irresistible Judee Levinson who he works with in a massage parlour called 'Spit and Polish'. Judee is desperately in love with Charlie, but he stays faithful to Stella and she must think of her dead husband, Eddie. Now that Stella has found a new man, Charlie starts to see how irresistible Judee really is.