Peter Parker accidentally texts Natasha Romanoff. That's all.

These are Hunger Games simulators that I ran using different characters. Enjoy! *This story does have some violence, as it is the Hunger Games.*

came back to this after who knows how many years and found it absolutely hilarious. not gonna edit any of it (unfortunately ch1 is gone) & just gonna publish everything again as a memory + laughing stock for myself in 10 years. if you genuinely wanted to read this, my advice: don't. read something else. go frolick. i warned you.

Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When douchebag lawyer Peter Katz gets diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wants to die painlessly. Still, death seems to elude his every attempt, so he hires an assassin to kill him at a random time and place within the month. Unfortunately for Peter, right after he orders the hit, a treatment is discovered that would add decades to his life. Now Peter Katz has to start running, until the month-long deadline ends. Desperate to survive, he has to deal with tall-dwarves, unionized suicide workers, art terrorism and all the insanity that being alive has to offer. Will he make it to the end of the month? Or will Peter Katz live a life's worth of craziness in however many days he has left? For what is Comedy, but Tragedy + Time? [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

Want to read a totally new harry potter fanfic? Take a flip through this book!

Vadim Nabatov has always been a strict and cruel man, one of the best leaders the Russian mafia has ever known. At 43 years of age, Vadim thought he would never become a father. He thought his little nephew Nickolai was his only hope for a heir. Until one day he finds a surprising present at his doorstep, a present wrapped in a pink blanket... (Book 1 in the A Mafia's past series: Nabatov's story)

Peter Parker's class is taking a Surprise Field Trip to a place that's awfully familiar to the teen. Will he finally be able to prove to his school that his "internship" is real? What will Peter do when his superfamilies only mission is to embarrass him? I totally FELL IN LOVE with this field trip prompt. Please enjoy!

["I'm only one call away, and I'll be there to save the day. Superman's got nothing on me.] This is the continuation of my previous oneshots book "Kid, tell me what happened". I write Irondad and Spiderson. And some with other Avengers too. If you are from my other book, nothing has changed. welcome back!!! Cover was made by the lovely @vintage_love_16

what if loki tried turning the avengers to babies and an accident happens

this is a roleplay that takes place at hogwarts during harry's years. in this mysterious new students arrive to the school, the students previously from other schools such as durmstrang, ilvermorny, beauxbatons or koldovstoretz. (WILL REVAMP SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE)