Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When douchebag lawyer Peter Katz gets diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wants to die painlessly. Still, death seems to elude his every attempt, so he hires an assassin to kill him at a random time and place within the month. Unfortunately for Peter, right after he orders the hit, a treatment is discovered that would add decades to his life. Now Peter Katz has to start running, until the month-long deadline ends. Desperate to survive, he has to deal with tall-dwarves, unionized suicide workers, art terrorism and all the insanity that being alive has to offer. Will he make it to the end of the month? Or will Peter Katz live a life's worth of craziness in however many days he has left? For what is Comedy, but Tragedy + Time? [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

HORROR / SHORT STORIES - This is the Seasonal Special to "101 Psychos". Same gore, same insanity, different Psychos. All the psychos we encounter in this collection will have something to do with a festive December holiday. Whether it's tales of Psycho Clause, random stories of the truly naughty, or fun murderous jingles it's bound to be jolly! In these stories, the villain always wins. There are no happy endings here. Everyone dies. These stories are purely HORROR. WARNING! The following stories may be to intense for some readers. The crimes and murders depicted here are extremely graphic. There is massive amounts of VIOLENCE and GORE. These writings are not intended for the faint of heart or those with a weak stomach. Mature audiences only please. RATED R. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Joyous Kwanzaa, and Blessed Yule to everyone reading this! 1st Draft. No editing or revisions done at this time. WORK IN PROGRESS. ONLY UPDATED DURING DECEMBER.

ONCE UPON A TIME, at the End of the World, there lived a necromancer. His name was Theodosius, and years ago he made the terrible mistake of falling in love. This is the story of his (mis)adventure. You should read it. Theodosius is mildly interesting, and there is a cat. WATTPAD FEATURED STORY: August 2018 FIRST PLACE WINNER - 2018 Ocean Awards - Short Story Category FIRST PLACE WINNER - 2018 Iris Awards - Humor Category FIRST PLACE WINNER - 2017 Bibliophile Awards - Humor Category FIRST PLACE WINNER - 2017 Shines Awards - Short Story Category HONORABLE MENTION - 2017 Romance Awards - Supernatural Category CONTENT WARNING: I do not consider the content of this short story "mature," but there are themes some people may find scary and troubling! It's all there in the title: necromancy ... and love at first sight. ;)

Wow I'm just pumping out these books... Any Houdini, hello everyone and welcome to Scary Facts! These facts can range anywhere from facts about haunted places to scary facts about objects in your home. And while they may not be SCARY for some people, it really kinda depends on what your definition of "scary" is... SO. Grab a friend, a pet, a pizza, and enjoy! Or don't. Whatever.

this is about kids and skin and young hips on young hips

[Sequel to Scary Facts and Creepy Stories!] YOU decide whether it's a fact or story! Crazy Facts that keeps you up at night wondering Horrifying Stories that make you squirm Enjoy;) [Online Facts and Stories] NOW WITH PICTURES! [Disturbing Pictures May Be Shown Please Read At Your Own Risk]

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! Make sure you're brave enough to read this story at night. PS: I DO NOT OWN THESE STORIES/FACTS! ©All credits goes to the internet.