It's 2012. Luke is deeply in love with his fellow bandmember Calum Hood. Unable to speak his feelings, he starts a blog under the code name 'Penguin'. Only he didn't expect Calum to ever read it. TRAILER: https://youtu.be/Iea4D8qIrxk ~800 words/chapter Completed :) © 2015-2016

every sunday luke and his family have a garage sale. every sunday calum goes to a garage sale to see a pretty boy. bottom!luke + top!calum - this is my first story its very cringy im sorry

Mr Hemming's and Mr Hood are both gang leaders. They both share the same hatred for each other, but they have put their hatred behind each other and continued on. Until one day when Mr Hemming's makes a deal with Mr Hood. If Mr Hood completes a task for Mr Hemming's, he will be forgiven for the things he has done. Mr Hood fails and Mr Hemming's makes an offer. Either he get's to kill Mr Hood, or he takes his son. Which will it be? The latter.

Unknown Number: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? Luke: What? Unknown Number: They're both empty from the neck up! Luke: I'm blonde you dickface. Calum sends a joke a day to a random number he found in KFC bathroom stall.

10 princesses and 10 tales note: there will be no Merida in this

Luke and Cal have got to figure out how to make this work. [book 2 of Switched]

"if you're not gay.. or bisexual, what are you?" "I think I'm just bent." or in which sub!luke meets dom!calum at a school pep rally and begins to take a liking to the tan boy and his bent personality.

❝ this was supposed to be a dare--i wasn't supposed to fall in love. ❞

“So... What you're trying to say is that you're a famous twenty year old bassist, trapped in the body of my seventeen year old friend?”

Or the one where Calum is Hispanic and works at the panadera and Luke likes to buy sweet bread from there.