After a horrible relationship turns young millionaire Dan Howell off boys forever, he has no choice but to turn to machines for companionship. But once his PL-34071- or "Phil" as he is known- shows signs of free will, Dan realises he may have bought more than just a robot.

" we're friends right? well, you can't really tell me otherwise anyway, which is probably why we're friends. " Or the story of an overenthusiastic boy called Phil, who has trouble shutting up, and a reluctantly mute boy called Dan, who's life is falling apart, and how they both come to realise that sometimes - actions can speak louder than words.

[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016

"hey, asl?" [highest rank: #26]

If you're into texting phan, general phan, smut :) , or innocent!dan and fuckboy!phil and major daddy kinks then you've come to the right place

"hey i'm phil and whoever didn't show up, is a dick," ; copyright © 2016

[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4

Part 1 of the infamous series. Feelings appear. Sparks fly. Love rises. Problems occur. Please note: This story is now very old (7 years old in 2020) and I'd like to think my writing has improved since then! There are a bunch of cringey parts and bad writing in here, but enjoy and thanks for reading! :)

" Phil Lester is on the edge of suicide. " or in which Dan can see everyone's deepest secret simply by looking at them.