COVER PICTURE WITH THANKS TAKEN FROM http://wallpapersus.com/girl-forest-after-photography/ "I have a secret..." Annalise is a 500 year old vampire struggling to come to terms with modern life. She has escaped the Vampire Council, and lives with her best friend Lara-who is a ghost. Everything seems to be going okay... However, Annalise isn't used to resisting the cravings for blood. School is a MASSIVE struggle. So when a familiar face comes and offers her a better life, should she refuse? Can you keep your humanity when you've been killing for 500 years? -Author's note- This is my first story on here, I haven't finished it yet. However, the ideas are all in my head and I just need to sort them out and write them down! I will be trying to post chapters as much as I can, however it can be hard when I've got schoolwork as well :)

Happy in her life as the only Chinese princess living on the Northern Beaches of Sydney, Australia, Princess Lau is swept into a parallel world of miniature dragons, a young and yummy god called Bread, a Great White Shark named Norman which does not play golf, an evil Dark Lord and, well, cows. It is in this strange land that she will find adventure, romance and love. And, maybe, cows. Strange or not, the fate of a world rests in her slender hands. With all her niceness and happy confidence, the Princess and her companions begin their adventure to save their world from, well, stuff. In spite of ridiculous odds, ridiculous foes and the largest Army of Darkness ever assembled, our brave, little group forges forward and sort of round in circles a bit. Avoiding the Wizard who lives at 664 Yellow Brick Road, the number of the neighbour of the Beast, they traverse the Forest of Doom and the Mountains of Bigness until they come to the dark, well ordered lands of the Dark Lord. It is here that the fate of the lost cows will be won or lost. Will Princess Lau be able to save their world from destruction? Will the yummy and handsome god, Bread, fall in love with and protect the slender Princess? Or will evil triumph and nobody ever eat breakfast again? Whatever. The Adventures of Princess Lau is a novel of love, laughter and, well, cows.