Bertstrips: THE HENSON BANK HEIST starring Bert and Ernie

WARNING: THIS STORY IS NOT FOR SMALL CHILDREN. THIS IS A PARODY THAT USES THE LIKENESSES AND CHARACTERS FROM SESAME STREET. THIS STORY IS DISTURBING, GROTESQUE, AND OFFENSIVE IN EVERY SENSE. READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. I DO NOT OWN NOR CLAIM TO OWN THE RIGHTS TO SESAME STREET OR THEIR CHARACTERS. In a worl...

The Real, Tragic Story Of Bert And Ernie

Ernie The Puppet has been living with Bert for many years. He took an awful lot of bubble baths and messed with anything Bert gave him. One day Ernie is taken from his apartment, forced to live life outside, striving for purpose to fill the deep hole in his heart that Bert and Rubber Duckie once filled. Bert spirals i...

Bert and Ernie have the big sex

I wish I was dead

Bert & Ernie - A Lasting Love

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Bertnie lemon (Ernie x Bert smut)

They don't have any fanfic yet so here's a smut **Don't take this seriously