Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Ave Michaels is an out-and-proud cynical romantic who never had her heart broken (considering she has to fall in love first.) That is until, in order to get published, she has to prove she's a versatile writer by writing a romance novel. Throw in a wild and crazy night of intoxication with an equally wild and crazy group of friends, and a one- night-stand she can barely remember, her last year in high school has barely begun! Read what happens as this stubborn cynic and commitment-phobe finally meet her match while surviving high school and joining her friends explore the political landscape of school, family, friendship, and romance with humor, wit, and a whole lot of trouble. ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️ Written in a soliloquy narrative with the ramblings of a humorous (and sometimes scatter-brained) angst-filled teenager, DITCH is a YA coming-of-age story of a girl who unintentionally finds herself while learning to let go of the past. ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️ Awards for DITCH ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️ 🏆 Best Teen Fiction Book in The Seranian Awards for the Month of April and May 🏆1st Place in the Library Awards 2020 for Humour 🏆1st Place in the Aurora Awards 2020 for Humour 🏆 1st Place in The Imperial Awards for Chicklit 🏆1st Place in the Bookaholics Awards 2020 for Humour 🏆1st Place in the Sweet and Spicy Awards 2020 for Chicklit/Humour 🏆2nd Place in Sky's the Limit Awards 2020 for Teen Fiction 🏆3rd Place in the GOLDSHINE AWARDS 2020 for Humour 🏆3rd Place in The Belle Amé Awards 2020 for Humour (see inside for more) #TheNEONDREAMERAWARDS2020 #TheCoronation2020 #1 Ditch [||05/28/20 ||] #1 AwkwardGirl [|| 05/28/20 ||] #1 RebelGirl |[| 05/28/20 ||] #2 Cynical [|| 05/31/20 ||] ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️ 🚨🚨WARNING: Occasional Re-Editing. Relentless Swearing

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