Why must I torture myself like this? This was a project I did for LA class so don't expect much from me, but I liked the project so I decided to upload it.

it's a jOKE AND DONT READ IT IF YOU'LL GET OFFENDED.

--------------- You want to get famous on Wattpad? You want reads? You want followers? All without the bullsh*t? You are in the right place. I know there are thousands of guides like this but I promise you this is different. Or as different as it could be this unoriginal world. This is not your cliche version. This is the new, improved and bullsh*t free and you can get it now for only $0.00! **WARNING: If you get easily offended or angry, please do not read. I do not need hate comments.**

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Basically Gravity Falls one shots because I am mentally unable to write an entire story. Maybe some OTGW here and there. This book contains: AUs Ships Memes Author's Notes Sequels to some one-shots Rants Please feel free to suggest ideas in the comments. I barely have any. Gravity Falls is owned by Disney and made by Alex Hirsch. Over The Garden Wall is owned by Cartoon Network and made by Patrick McHale.

He thought he could shake it. He thought he'd be fine. But he was cold to the bone and the freeze just wouldn't leave where it had settled on the inside of his chest. - "Moominmamma," Moomin mumbled. "I think there's something wrong with Snufkin. It doesn't seem like a normal illness. He's frozen." Sickfic. Hurt, comfort, the usual angst you've come to expect from me. Part 3 in the 3 part Moomin series with 'Newcomer' and 'Faded'. Cover art is by me.

Welcome again to the magical world of Gravity Falls! :) Enjoy your stay! =) What are you waiting!? A kiss on the cheek!? ×Book 3 is out× Like, comment, follow Like a cwte Bo$$

Welcome to the world of Gravity Falls! Enjoy ur stay! [: ×Book 2 is out× ×This book hit 100K at 06/16/2016× And remember: Reality is an Illusion The universe is a Hologram Buy Gold BYE! Like, comment, follow! Like a cwte bo$$