the story of a piece of wood.

This is what it would be like if Shakespeare fell in love with Donald Trump. After writing this I examined my life and I think I am having an existential crisis.

what am I even doing with my life?

Hillary Clinton is hiding a secret...she is in love with Donald Trump! As the presidential race draws closer to an end Hillary finds it harder and harder to hide her feelings, but what if she doesn't have to? What if Donald Dump, oops I mean Trump, feels the same way?

Donald Trump has been hiding a secret. He has a twin sister! Donaletta has been hidden from the world since birth and kept a secret in a room where she has been given anything she has ever wanted, anything but freedom. Now she has decided that enough is enough. She's gonna break out and get revenge on her family, the cause of her suffering. Watch out Donald, Donaletta's smarter than you thought.

Gary, a hairy potter, was always just a normal potter, until he receives a mysterious letter. He is then thrust into a side of ceramics he never knew existed. He goes on an epic adventure to carry out the business his dead parents left behind. Along the way he brakes some laws, bones, people, shopping carts, a couch, a car, a light switch, and a lot of pottery. Join Gary and his new best friends Don and Sir Mione.

This is the story of the long distance love of closeted homosexuals Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Kim Jong Un. Donald and Putin already loved each other from the moment they met but when they had a conference and laid eyes on Kim Jong Un, they all fell in love with each other. They had to go back to their countries but their love remained through the distance and the hardship that came with it.

Donald is tired of Melania and wants something more. One day he sees a beautiful sight. A big wall. A uge wall. He falls head over heels instantly. Join Donald on his quest of love where he faces the media's cruel reactions, insane asylums, sassy psychologists, Melania leaving him, and nearly losing his chance at true love. This is the story of Donald and the wall.