A mere in-progress collection of "deleted scenes" from my previous Naruto story 'The Substitute.' Stories to expect within: I. Kakashi and Iruka's past II. Sasuke and Naruto's past III. Kakashi and Naruto's first time (from Chapter 6) IV. Missing desk-sex (from Chapter 7) V. Shino and Kiba's make-up sex (from Chapter 11) VI. Random Neji and Lee tidbits

"Good to see you're all alert and ready. I am your new substitute, Hatake Kakashi. You may refer to me as 'Mr. Hatake' or 'Kakashi-sensei.' Never, under any circumstance, may you simply call me 'Kakashi'. I will be teaching your Anatomy class until your regular teacher, Iruka, is feeling well enough to come back. Now, any questions?" Or, the one where Kakashi is our favorite group of kids' new substitute and he ends up with a favorite student. Sexual tension and emotional chaos alike ensue when a former partner gets involved and certain individuals end up being not quite like they seem. *EDITED REPOST, ORIGINAL STORY WAS DELETED

When Naruto was very young, and without a home, he stumbled onto a hole in the wall of Konoha. Being a curious 4 year old, he decided to investigate. What does he find? And how does his finding affect Naruto's future? Read on to find out the truth of The Specialist. This will become a yaoi later on.

What is the deadliest serpent? Naruto Uzumaki that's what! I can't say that's who because that would imply he's human. Naruto Uzumaki is the result of a successful experiment by Orochimaru to make the perfect man-snake hybrid besides himself of course. When he finished the experiment and he tested Naruto he wasn't sure what to expect but it wasn't this. Orochimaru didn't expect that while Naruto took on all the good traits of snakes he also took on the other traits. So what you have here is the most venomous and deadly version of a snake with night vision and optional infrared that is also deaf and mute as well as being dichromatic. Oh, and he can glide short distances. The story timeline is different than normal. Naruto is one year older than Kakashi and is also his team leader up in the ANBU. Naruto is forced to step down from his ANBU assignments to be sensei to a team of genin. Since most children don't know sign language Kakashi who is Naruto's designated translator must come along. Of course, Naruto doesn't have to use sign language he can also whistle and flick his forked tongue. He is analytical and on guard most of the time but still a pretty nice and funny guy if you can understand him. His behavior is closely related to a snake as well. He yawns to gather air particles for smell as well as flick his tongue to smell. He wiggles his head as an indication of him smelling something interesting. When he is highly stressed he will do this erratically. He will often wander like snakes as well. Hell, he even sleeps in an S like shape. His eye color changes when he is ready to shed which yes is something he does but it doesn't take as long as a normal snake. He is also uber-fast. Long description but yeah. So I did a lot of research on snakes so I know my shit. The pairing is KakaNaru if you couldn't guess. Or NaruKaka I'm not sure yet. Also bad cover I know but I couldn't find anything better.

Have I ever told you the definition of insanity? Its Uzumaki Naruto. He is as crazy as they come. He is both a psychopath and a sociopath and he knows it. He is an arsonist but doesn't mind drowning someone if he has to. For what he lacks in skill he makes up for in cunning and ruthlessness and for what he lacks in anything else he has his only friends that he truly cares for. His delightful puppets! You can never truly know what he will do though due to his bi-polaristic tendencies. I've done some serious research for this one. I know every characteristic of Psychopaths and Sociopaths plus I'm going to spice it up a whole lot. Yes he's an unrealistic jack of all trades but hey got to make it interesting so I gave him like every mental illness ever. The pic is burning leaves if you couldn't tell and it's not mine. Also, I'm proud of the title look it up if you don't know what it means. The pairing will be ShikaNaru

Shikamaru was walking home one day when he found a fox trapped in the bushes. He freed the fox only for him to turn into a human boy. What is that boy? And why can't he remember where he came from? What a troublesome situation he's placed on himself!

When there's a rumor going around Konoha that Shikamaru has a thing for blondes, Temari and Ino started arguing which blonde it is. When they don't know is that everyone (except a few people) already know which blonde Shikamaru likes, but which blonde is it? A blonde with whiskers and a love for orange. (2 chapter story & first ever ShikaNaru fic on Wattpad!)

"I'll never leave you again." [Utakata was one of Yagura's closest advisors until he left the village. Yagura caught him and demanded to know why Utakata left him.]

Naruto, bloody and broken, brings Sasuke back to the village unconscious. Instantly, he's banished for "injuring" the "last loyal Uchiha". He flees, carrying with him a secret that would shock the village. Years later, he returns to the village for the Chūnin exams, only he isn't participating. Where did he go during his time away? Who are the strangers with him? Why is he claiming to be a Kage of a destroyed village?

short sweet scenarios between Shikamaru and Naruto . Shikanaru drabbles, one shots and short stories. #I don't own Naruto or any of its characters..