Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

COMPLETED, CURRENTLY EDITING/PARTIALLY REWRITING (please excuse the mess. Some of the plot is being changed so there might be a few areas that get confusing, nothing too much though) Funny how life decides to act like a roller coaster. The ups and down come in a split second. You can't decide whether you want fast or slow. Dangerous or steady. But you don't get a choice. You go with the flow. No matter what. I'm Phoenix Wood, the misfit, and outcast of my town. Instead of a roller coaster my life's more like a train wreck. My adventure loving parents were lost at sea and I was left to my aunt Clare Small. Like I said, train wreck... Not roller coaster, TRAIN WRECK. Not to mention the fact that I end up stuck with the bad boy. Could it get any worse? Secrets unravel and life gets a bit more complicated that it used to be. But it must go on. She's stuck with the bad boy. Or is it the other way around? Maybe he's stuck with the bad Girl... * WARNING: this book is my first work, it'll be a bit rough at the start and sometimes I'll accidentally mess up the story line or it will seem ridiculously stupid, so read at your own risk (I will admit, this book is like my baby, so please be kind when correcting my errors). It gets much better about half way through. If you'd like to read a book of mine that is much better written, go to my profile and find the book Breathe Me. Thanks! (Seriously though, there's a TON of mistakes, some made because I'm currently editing, so the story line could get confusing in some places) Originally published: 2 / 13 / 2014 Completed: 1 / 9 / 2017 Finished Editing: (Not finished yet) Highest rank: #303 in Teen Fiction (1-10-2017)

He is handsome. He is rich, in fact he is a business man who owns a lot: malls, companies and many more. He is arrogant and that makes him more handsome to other girls. He is a bachelor and his name is, Damien Romano. But there is one thing that he doesn't have... Allison Kelley. The daughter of one of his business partners. She's beautiful and undeniably, sexy. She's also smart like him. And this GIRL is the obsession of HIM. When the universe seem to be on his side, Damien will have Allison as his. He will have Her as his wife. ------------------ Hope you enjoy Love lots Sweetmarshall

|#1 in Romance.| 15-5-17 Amelia Primrose. Your typical, carefree and bubbly girl who has been making through thick and thin to provide her sister and herself a better life. Her only dream is love and happiness but she is keeping a past. The one that keeps chasing her no matter where she goes. Forgetting about everything, she heads towards a new life by starting a job in Knight Industries but little does she knows what's waiting for her there? Alarick Noah Knight. The world's most eligible bachelor and CEO of Knight Industries. Heart cold as ice and personality hot as hell. A billionaire who's worth swooning but he's cold, ruthless and a total control freak. For him, money is the most powerful thing in this world. Love? The one word, he despises the most. So what happens when Amelia crosses his path? Will he save her from her past and take away her worst nightmares or will become a part of it? Find out in Mr. Control Freak. WARNING: Will contain explicit and mature content. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. COMPLETED.

Xander Knight - The CEO of Knight corporation. He was a handsome, arrogant womanizer. He was also a powerful , cold , ruthless businessman. He had everything he wanted in just a snap of his fingers. He didn't believe in love. Sophia Reynolds - The CEO of Reynolds corporation Martin Reynolds's only daughter. She was beautiful,innocent and stubborn. Their families want them to get married. When Sophia's father mentioned this marriage, Sophia got angry. But Sophia's father persuaded her to get to know Xander at least. She accepted it with a condition: Xander will not know who she is. Her father accepted it and the love game started. But what will happen when Xander finds out the truth?

*COMPLETED* He is cruel She is broken Onalee (Ali) has stared death in the face more then once in her 18 years. She knows loss and pain better then anyone. After Ali's pack was killed she was captured and tortured for the enjoyment of her captors. Now she has escaped but wanders into another alpha territory to find either her salvation or her damnation. Rhys is the cold hearted alpha king that has devoted his existence to the welfare and strength of his pack. He has never once wished for the moon goddess to bless him with a mate. In all honesty, Rhys expects to be punished for the cruel ways to which he rules with. But when a rogue enters his land he will be forced into making changes or else suffer the consequences. Suddenly the future is unclear for both Ali and Rhys, but one thing is certain, what happens now will change both of their lives. ---------------- Started 4/7/18 Finished 1/1/19 Highest rank: #30 in Werewolf Highest rank: #9 in wolf Highest rank: #20 in romance Highest rank: #2 in fiction NOT EDITED: please read at your own risk