Y/N Kaneki. As a child, you were beaten senseless by your parents. You always cried out for help, but nobody came. Eventually, you were turned into... something else. ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+

Do yourself a favor... Go read "The Four Horseman of the Apocalypse" and/or "Messing with the Supernatural" This story is more dead than my will to live. But if you're willing to not take the story seriously and read for shits and giggles, this is for you. If you're looking for stories with plot and some comedy, I already recommend the stories above :D The story got discontinued due to make lack of enthusiasm and bad writing in the end. I wanted to finish this story and got too ahead of myself back then, so it does have a non-DxD ending. Its a shitpost and will always have a place in my heart as the first story I wrote and killed. I can understand why people discontinue books and do remakes. Sorry, this was me rambling and telling my thoughts on this story almost three years after I wrote it. Now I'm in college and it feels weird looking back. Ahem... Prepare to be utterly confused Well, kind of. I don't know anymore. It's a 50/50 between "Haha funny" and "What is this shi-" Anyhow you're still reading this so might as well give you an actual description. A world filled with supernatural and mythological stuff without the humans knowing.... Well most of the humans. Some of course know and side with on of the three factions: Angels, Fallen Angels, and Devils-- "WHO FUCKING CARES!? SHUT UP YOU NERD! WE GET IT! THREE FACTIONS BUTT FUCKING EACH OTHER WITH DILDO SHAPED LEGOS! AAAH-" ... I don't know why I keep this thing alive anymore. But it's kinda fun Starring Y/n L/n. Welcome to the world of DxD. A young lad with quite the... Mentality... Let's go with that. Started: November 9 - 2020 Expect SOME 4th wall breaks. That's a lie, expect them occasionally. I do not own Highschool DxD,so please do not ban me. I also don't own the pictures used in here, I mostly Google them and just download, then edit them using a meme generator... You heard me right... A meme generator... God fucking dammit. What am I doing with my life? Bababouy

Everytime you cringe in this story makes me more powerful. For I, The Running Fruit, reach the high rankings in #cringe. Edit August 18th 2022: Give me back my #1 cringe, you motherfuckers. Edit April 2025: Damn. I really posted one chapter throughout 2024. I should be able to post during summer when finals are over. Anyhow here's the description that you're trying to read only to be interrupt led by a roblox noob. Imma keep it real, the harem tag is for the reads. Which worked! Before you pitchfork me, there is a harem! Welcome to Teyvat. A fantasy world that you're stuck in because of an unknown god who calls herself the Sustainer of Heavenly Principles. And guess what? your friends, the twins, got separated from you. Now it's up to you, Y/n L/n to find them and possibly leave this world that gives you a pain in the head... Or probably stay, honestly you're probably having existintial crisis. I donnu, bro. It's your life, I'm just a narrator in this shitpost story written by a banana on drugs. Your new adventure begins alongside your Emergency Foo-I mean Guide Paimon. Expect SOME 4th wall breaks. And by that I mean every chapter. I do not own Genshin impact. If I did my parents would be proud of me of accomplishing something in my life which I haven't.. I also don't own any art/pictures used in here, I just download what I see in Google images after a small search. So no pictures are mine. Started: November 10 - 2020 You're still reading the description? Well, if you do decide to read the story, keep your expectations low so you're never dissapointed

We all know who Team RWBY is. They are one of the best Huntress Teams in Beacon. However, what happens when they are teleported to an unknown realm along with some of their friends and they were asked to watch one of the Holy Anime Manliness Trinity, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure? Could these four lovely girls handle the testosterone filled, posing galore, bizarrely violent anime and not drool at the sight of these incredibly manly JoJos!? Only one way to find out. RWBY belongs to Monty Oum (R.I.P) and Rooster Teeth. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure belongs to Hirohiko Araki and David Productions.

It seems everyone everywhere is thirsty. So how will our boy (Y/N) survive outside of a shelter with revenants and lost all around him? Easy! Band together with MORE revenants!!! Male reader story, a human during the events of Code Vein for our thirsty vampire companions. Also, protagonist will be female in this one.

Ken Hyoudou was a quiet kid. Just a year younger than his brother, he just wanted to blend in. His high school life was hell however. Thanks to Issei and his friends harassing everyone with their perversions, the entire student body already hated him. They thought he was like issei. And they treated the guy as such. Then he saw an ethereal figure of an elf smile to him and reach out to him and his life changed forever... Don't own Zelda BotW or Highschool dxd or anything else except the stuff I make up. PLEASE DON'T SUE!!

I don't remember my life before I died. I barely remember my death and my name. I have been stuck in this cycle of life and death for what seems like forever. I have been living and dying in this shinobi world trying to save it in the name of some omnipotent being's cheap entertainment. This director changes the rules, my self, and the world around me, tasking me to save the world and bring peace. After countless failures spanning centuries, failures sending me back to birth, I am just so tired. I no longer care. Not about the orange clad idiot dreaming about becoming hokage, the edge lord trying to cure his brother complex with murder, or the pink haired bitch chasing her dreams to have tiny little emo babies of her own. I was promised a new life, but all I got was an endless hell. Thankfully the director is finally giving me a break. One last shot and I can be free. After this, win or lose, I can finally rest in peace.

Small sidestories and one shots of the 'normal life' of our favorite zombie 4th wall breaker.