Izuku Midoriya was born with the most powerful ability in the world... annoying the hell out of everyone with his jokes. Combine that with his Regeneration quirk and One For All, and you know that he'll be having some interesting experiences on his road to becoming a hero. Dekupool AU Shoutout to FlashingBlueNeon for making the cover for this story.

what if deku's dad disappeared? what if deku's mom was murdered? what if deku's foster care program only brought abuse? what if deku almost drowned? what if deku's plain to america crashed? what if deku has had a lot more misfortune? what if deku got a quirk? and what if deku was adopted by endeavor to be used as a human punching bag? (Don't judge me i'm just a random girl writing a random fanatic.) note: I don't own my hero academia in any way. I'm very sorry for spelling mistakes.I'm not sorry for the cliffhangers. note2: this story is also used as a source of blackmail towards my sister so if we get into a big fight and don't update blame my sister. Some other times i may put discontinued when i don't mean it it's just so she takes a shower, sleeps early(not at 5 in the morning), brushes teeth, puts deodorant, puts perfume, eats properly ect. She is extremely lazy. so yeah I hope you enjoy my story.