Alright so there's BEN and Jeff but who's rants are we missing again...? Oh Yeah! Eyeless Jack. One of the very important pastas. In his stories, it's the same thing. Like the saying goes: 'Same story, different day.' Let's begin, shall we?

It's rants about Masky fanfics.

List of the things I always see in JTK stories. Thought they're worth mentioning. Maybe you could use this as a guide, too. ~Contains words inappropriate for VERY young readers. ~Not advised for the faint of heart. ~If your story is like one of the stuff I put in here, then good luck. ~Not advised for easily-offended people. © MaraWay

WHEN THERE'S A REALLY FUCKY FANFICTIONA ND YOU JUST WANNA YELLLLLLLLLL SO HERE'S ME YELLING ABOUT 101 DIFFERENT THINGS

Zalgo is taking over the world and its up to Jane, an emo girl, to save it! Also, she meets a guy who she instantly LOOOOVVVVEEEESSS! Read now to find out what else happens in this AMAZING book!

Warning: SOME OF THESE ARE MEGA SCARY. They might let you sleep.

I've seen a couple of these, but they're mostly based off of the author's opinion, and/or use 0 grammar or punctuation. I figured I'd make my own. You can request characters if you'd like, leave me some feedback, and correct my grammar if you think it needs help. I won't badger you for doing so, promise. Read on, friends! ☺