The second part to Carry On Crack! If you love our gay vampire boy and our disaster dragon boy from Rainbow Rowell's "Carry On" then you will love this shit storm. Enjoy! (Memes and highly professional edited photos included)

Simon finds a young mage in need of help from the vampires that killed her parents. Both Simon and Penelope wish to help find the vampires that killed the child's parents, but Baz seeks revenge as he and the young mage are connected. *Short Fanfiction for Rainbow Rowell's book Carry On. Taking part in events after the book*

If you love our gay vampire boy and our disaster dragon boy from Rainbow Rowell's "Carry On" then you will love this shit storm. Enjoy! (Memes and highly professional edited photos included)

Simon Snow and Basilton Grimm-Pitch; the self-proclaimed super villain that almost ate up all magic and the world's friendliest, least-bloodthirsty vampire. Together they make a bit of an odd couple, but there is no doubt that they are desperately, incurably in love with one another. How will they react to the stress and mayhem of Agatha Wellbelove-- a girl who doesn't even know they're friends, let alone in love-- coming back to England for a visit? Highest ranking: no.1 in #snowbaz {04/10/19, 01/19/ 20, and 12/30/20}, no.1 in #simonsnow {05/24/20}, and no.1 in #carryon {05/01/20} {Contains some mild swearing-- nothing worse than what's found in any of Rainbow Rowell's works}{These characters belong to Rainbow Rowell. I do not own them, just the story and the cover art. Please do not upload my works on any other site :)}