"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

What was so special about Jessica Rachael Thompson? Well, the Doctor didn't even know at first. She was just an ordinary girl. But nothing is ever as it seems, now is it?Obviously, the Doctor has saved so many lives. What people don't know, is that he had saved one beyond ordinary one. One so long ago and lost, one so young. Once he met Jessica Thompson and took her away from Aunt Suzy's Orphanage and promoted her to be his newest companion, he showed her that there were other worlds out there, and even went back to his lost friend. What people didn't know, was the true story of the last Time Lady; that she was still alive, and ready for answers. [I don't own any pictures on the cover, I got them off of Google images. Neither do I own Doctor Who.]

If you have ever watched the show on BBC America you know that The Doctor is a very quirky character. Alongside his greatest enemies and other evil foes, I will show you 30 Ways To Piss Off The Cast Of Doctor Who. Thanks to everyone who has read my story :D

When Rose and the human Doctor have a child things get surprisingly complicated for their little girl who gets trapped in a parallel universe. With time running out, the Doctor's daughter must find her alternate dad and convince him to help her change before he sends her back home.

My spin on "You Might Be A Redneck". I will continue to add as I think of them.