'Don't look at his dick, don't look at his dick, don't - fuck! You had one fucking job, Kim Jongdae. One fucking job and you still messed up somehow.' - in which Jongdae joins the football club to get closer to his crush, not considering that getting closer also includes seeing him naked every other day. Xiuchen/Chenmin, rated r-16 for swearing and slight smut, based on a prompt by @ xoxoprompts on tumblr

Jimin is a matchmaker - an assistant to Cupid - and is sent to the mortal world to make a boy named Min Yoongi fall in love with his music partner, Jung Hoseok started ; february eighteenth, 2016 finished ; july seventh, 2016 160515 - #87 in fanfiction 160523 - #75 in fanfiction 160910 - #7 in yoonmin 160910 - #1 in yoonseok 161002 - #2 in yoonmin 160813 - 100k reads 161011 - 200k reads 170317 - 300k reads 170605 - 400k reads 170810 - 500k reads 171019 - 600k reads 171222 - 700k reads