Kill me

What happens when the big orange man accidently tries building a new Tower in a ogres swamp? Will he be eaten alive or tortured? Or worse....fall in love with the tall green sexy ogre? Read as their love spirals through species barriers, body language, and fight for dominance (;

you know ;) might get smutty eventually (warning) nvm it got smutty good luck (only mature because of one smut chapter: otherwise it should be relatively safe)

If you came for Shrek oppar, you're very much welcome here😌💅🏻

shrek will take u for a ride on his green tracker. shrek does the nasty with ur baes and its rly inappropriate so o dunnot get butt hurt you son of a swamp

For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Finished!! One night Danny Devito comes across a furry green man in his home and things get steamy and passionate ;)

I'm sorry

The love story of Donald trump and Shrek