But is he really Harry Styles? | © 2014 all rights reserved | teenlord | Fanfiction #53 Humor #57

This book has all these funny, random and weird things me and my friends think up and I just wanted to share them with someone so....here they are. Some of them won't be funny, they could be quotes, cute things or stuff like pick-up lines and random shiz. WARNING: This book is rated R for Random, so if you're not a random person, I suggest you leave NOW before you catch the randomness disease. RUN!!! A/N: Not everything is my work, most of them I got from books and the internet so....yeah(:

Funny texts,riddles,jokes of many types! Everything is packed into this funny book. (These are not my jokes, I just found them and thought you people would enjoy them)

Things every girl in this universe should know !!

DON'T STOP LAUGHING NOW BECAUSE ANOTHER BOOK CALLED "FUNNIES 2" IS COMING SOON!

Vanessa Laine is a college student and aspiring musician. She's got the look and she's got the voice. The only thing that's stopping her is her stage fright...and an opportunity. But opportunity knocks when pop-punk band, The Velocity, holds auditions for a new lead singer at the restaurant that Vanessa works at. Getting in was the easy part. Surviving as the only girl in the band is the hard part. Can she do it?

"You know the good old days when we were joined at the hip? How about we just reset everything?" Jasper and Savannah. Those two has been inseparable since the day they met, they've been through everything together. Apparently, high school changed the both of them - from being the best of friends to total strangers. Sometimes, life just needs a reset button. [This is the spin-off for Falling For The Opposite. You don't need to read it in order to understand this story.]

Spray Painted Bananas is a romantic comedy about Amber, a broke temp working in a catering firm in London, who after one too many evenings scrounging free wine from wacky art gallery openings with her best friend Farrell, decides there’s no reason she can’t become a conceptual artist herself. A chance meeting with the wealthy, young art curator, Elliott Frinton-Smith, sets things off in a desirable direction. Now all Amber needs is a brilliant idea to grab the attention of the nation. Spray Painted Bananas explores love and ambition with the touch of the absurd and plenty of bananas. It is OUT NOW published under the title THE TEMP by Harper Collins.