Julian and Garak get engaged but apparently nobody knew about their relationship beforehand. Julian makes a joke then him and Garak take it Too Far and regret everything (reposted from my ao3)

It's April 1st. on the Enterprise. No words are needed.

En route to an urgent humanitarian mission, the U.S.S. Enterprise D stumbles upon a strange sight; a blue, wooden box stranded in the middle of Federation territory, motionless and without power. Its occupant, a strange, seemingly British chap stranded in a universe that is not its own. The challenge to the Enterprise's crew seems straightforward enough; learn if this strange occupant is really who and what he claims to be. But for the Doctor, the questions he face are far more troubling... and, should he find the answers he seeks, he may well wish he hadn't. (Cover is a placeholder til I can find something more original. If anyone happens to be handy at crafting covers, assistance would be much appreciated!)

In a universe where humans find their soulmate by feeling a shock when they touch, James T. Kirk struggles to find the one person in this world who belongs to him. But after years of desperately searching, he finally gives up on his search. But now when he starts bumping into his First Officer and feeling a jolt everytime, will he finally find the one he is destined to be with forever? And will he feel the same?