▏taehyung is a college hating, meme addicted bachelor who somehow messages a wrong number at one am. jungkook is his unsuspecting victim who soon falls for the other's interesting personality and unfairly cute face. fortunately, all they need is a few pushes to get things going between them. maybe more than a few. or: in which taehyung finds a clueless jungkook and crushes on him with the power of god, anime, and other suspicious methods of love. warnings! OFFICIALLY DISCONTINUED/COMPLETED. cuz this book sucks lmaoooo a taekook text fic, but written points of views are added further in the story. THERE IS A FINALE FOR CLOSURE.

"Can someone tell @peachytae that thigh highs don't look good on him" "You're just angry cause no one wants to put a pair on for you @goldengguk" In which the schools fuckboy hates the carefree art student who hates him right back. ©GOTHTAE | 2018 ── s: 7/21/18

𝐓𝐀𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐔𝐊. in which jeongguk is crushing on his best friend

"you know, this actually quite fun. it's like we're on a road trip." "yeah, a road trip with an $8.4m worth guy who i kidnapped and held at gun point, and with whom im currently trying to run away with from the damn police and fbi." he mutters sarcastically, "mhm, exactly my type of fun." ©SHARMILA / nectaerine february 2017 - march 2018