❝stop sucking on that fucking lollipop.❞ ⌲ completed (2017) ⇲ short chapters + fluff / angst (kind of) ⇲ highest rank: #7 taehyung [05.23.18]

"so im kim taehyung, one of the employees in this crappy grocery store. this job pays but everyone here is so stupid and annoying. you know the ones that came here before me? yeah i hate them all, their all a bunch of shitty fucktar- i mean great employees to be around with. they are all so caring about each other and so friendly! i hope you all come by often!" taehyung faked and ended with a bright boxy smile. as soon as namjoon tapped the door when he heard taehyung talking smack. - a bts crackfic where the bangtan boys work in a grocery store. slow updates. 1 in #joke (other achievements/ranks not listed,) © 2018 min (-FLAWEDMINS) All Rights Reserved

"hey, whoever's in the next stall, can you please pass over some toilet paper?" in which a girl gets stuck in a bathroom stall without toilet paper + in which jeon jungkook hides in the girl's bathroom to hide from some crazy fans (a jeon jungkook story.) → COMPLETED: jul. 2017 - sept. 2019

coconuthead: hello im sliding in your dms 2 tell you, coconuthead: ur aesthetic is shit _y0ghurt: excuse me sir, _y0ghurt: i think the fuck not [HIGHEST RANKS: #5 in Taehyung | #451 in jungkook | #1 in jeongguk| #13 in bts] [COMPLETED] ©L-LOVEBOT

i suppose it all started with an unknown message [re edited and republished] -lowercase intended-

unknown number: ❝ hyung, where are you? ❞ Y/N: ❝ excuse me, am not your hyung ❞ unknown number: ❝ hyung, stop playing this is serious! ❞ Y/N: ❝ am also serious am not your hyung❞ After that unknown message Y/N's life changed completely and it's all because of a certain person called Kim Taehyung (Completed) Started:02 /08/19 Ended: 01/10/19 WARNING: this is pure fanfiction, nothing of this sort is real, it's all in my imagination @𝘽𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙏𝘼𝙉_𝘽_

You were peacefully eating your salad and suddenly you got a text from a random number, and wow guess what? it was a snazzy meme Also this person helps me with everything @dear_idol so thank her for this crack too Highest ranking: Number 2 in Jungkook Number 1 in wow Number 1 in idol Number 1 in crackbook 😂😂 Number 1 in weird Number 1 in texting Number 2 in BTS Lovely cover by @Taepastell

"A hidden connection is stronger than an obvious one." ©𝐉𝐈𝐊𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐄𝟏𝟕 No translations allowed. |*Contains some mature and triggering content*| 18+

Scenarios involving BTS and sometimes with reader. ―――― [WARNING: I overuse some bangtan clichés, don't kill me]

7 boys wants to play a game of truth or dare to help each other determine their sexuality ----------------- Ships that will be shown Taegi Namjin Jihope Vmin Taekook Yoonmin Sope Jikook And more {Completed} july 10 2018