Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying! [[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]] [[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]

𝙰 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝙸 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚏𝚞𝚗, 𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚕𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 : ❥ 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐫𝐞-𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐈 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐔𝐓 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐧-𝐭𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐜 ❥ 𝐁𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐭 ❥ 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐠𝐨 𝐚𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐳 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐱 ❥ 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐈 𝐩𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞 𝐢𝐭

Nyeh heh watch as I make smutty one shots out of my art. (⌐■ ͜ʖ■) Every art I show, will be turned into steamy garbage. Or no art. Just fontcest

Idk i borded like always gimme some suggestions for what ships u want to see (pictures btw but i might wright sometimes) happy reading sinners and non-sinners ps- credits to the makers of the pictures because its hard to fine some of the people that drew them but ill try my hardest to find them please let me know if u know who the makers are thanks

This is for all the things errink dustberry cream nightmarexcrystal and other ones to

HoneyMustard Fanfic.. WARNING: FONTCEST!!! (SANSPAPY) DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT APPRECIATE THE SHIP, AND THE PEOPLE WHO ENJOY IT. (Eventually will have 18+ content!) Honey falls into the world of Underfell, and is close to death when the one and only Red finds him. What will happen next? Read to find out! (Art for cover made by ButterCupSticksnLicks!! The art is NOT mine whatsoever and I do not claim it. Go check them out!)

pls stop This book is made for fun. I'm sorry if you don't like this pairing in particular, but if you don't like it then leave. Cross (c) Jakei95 Nightmare (c) Jokublog

Your normal errink oneshot book that is total cringe anyways no lemons or smut i take request and you can request the gender if wanted

Hello darlings Names Deathena Death and here is another new book. I actually was thinking of doing this book a while back but never had the time so now I really want to start this book up and hopefully you guys like it. I DO NOT OWN THESE CHARACTERS OR PICTURES THEY GO TO THEIR AMAZING OWNERS THANK YOU!!