she just wanted her thighs a little thinner, and he just wanted to stop noticing the little things.

This is a story of boy meets girl. But before boy meets girl, boy meets piano, boy's father dies, boy falls in love with another girl, boy accidentally conceives a child, and boy ends up at a homosexual bachelor's party. This is a story of boy meets girl, but before boy meets girl, a plethora of a shit happens, and after boy meets girl, it keeps going. This is a love story, but also a story about music, and schizophrenia, and summers of incomplete c-scales.