Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

She wasn't born cool for the summer, so they locked her up in the basement thinking she would rot there. How wrong they were when they found out that she lived a secret life down there... and what a life! Oh, I forgot to introduce her to you. Her name is Poot. INTRODUCTION VIDEO BY THE AUTHOR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtYdReP7xnU

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just a hp fanfic in which y/n is the main character 😭🤚 ⚠️TW: cringe a/n⚠️ storyline: y/n is a slytherin in her 6th year and starts to fall in love with the cold, heartless, draco malfoy DISCLAIMER: i do not actually like malfoy, i own no characters, this is not meant to be offensive to anyone, and THIS IS A JOKE

Well...this is the weirdest thing I've ever done. DISCLAIMER: SATIRE. THIS IS SATIRE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. PLEASE. ALSO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN AND THE CARS FILM ARE TRADEMARKS OF PIXAR, I DON'T OWN THEM OR ANYTHING AFFILIATED WITH THEM. Now that that's out of the way, this "fanfiction" follows the story of the reader, a lonely, quiet car who wants nothing more than for Lightning McQueen to "Ka-Chow!" his way into their heart. Will they live the fantasy of their dreams, or will their mechanical heart be crushed forever? Critics are calling it "The Next Twilight" (not really) and "The Greatest Love Story Since Pride and Prejudice" (no no no). Read Lightning McQueen X Reader, and be amazed at the great romance between Lightning...and yourself.

from enemies to lovers in one debate. the magical story of the two presidents who fell in love

Swiper has been holding these feelings in for a while. Will he finally get them out? He will obviously.

it's been fun!!! might come back someday who knows

not good at descriptions, but here are some top tier reaction pics to use :D mostly from the Dream SMP, but might get some from anime or anything if anyone requests.

// i keep finding good reaction pics so i'm just going to share them with you wonderful people // you're cool if you use these pics lol