Colonel Sanders and Mr. Clean have fallen in love, it was always apparent things were perfect. That was until Ronald McDonald wanted to ruin their relationship...

Uh oh! Another one!

"This story will be inspired by some of the killing games I've been in, none of this is canon or real, it was from a roleplay"

It's about lays. It's beautiful. 10/10 would Bang again- Fritz Fritz X Reader X Lays

Ever scratch your head in bewilderment over something your liberal friend said? Have you grown to hate there endless moaning and accusations? Well get ready to hate them a whole lot more, because here's an in depth look about why there so darn stupid!

Just the basics