So this is a collection of stories i wrote when i was little and in primary school (yr1-8) please enjoy cause they are funny cause they are so bad

Σ( ° △ °|||)?! E-Eh? Oh! Right! Disclaimer time~~~ Take it from the top, Nikki-doll~ Nikki: Hibari Hana-chi does not own anything except for this storyline. KIMI: And I own Jadyn, thank you very much~~~ Hana: ...that's not part of the scritp, KIMI dear... KIMI: Now it is~ But seriously, I do own 'er~ Hana: True dat. But I made the cover. Nikki: And Rachel Renee Russel owns all Dork Diaries. Brianna: Say hi to Miss Penelope~ Nikki: BRIANNA!!! ~(˘▾˘~) ~(˘▾˘)~ (~˘▾˘)~ The good news: We're having a culture fair at school! It's going to be so fun, especially since we're all splitting up to make our own booth for a country/culture! The bad news: What happens if I don't get to be with Brandon? What happens if Mackenzie goes with him...or even worse...that transfer student? And why does that girl act so close to Brandon? I'm going to get down to the bottom of things...dork style! NEXT UPDATE WILL BE: slow and when I have time, lol. Sorry friends.

❝Lights, camera, action!! I am juggling a lot this month!! A reality TV crew will interview my friends and I for the whole month of March as we record our hit song together. But will the excitement also cause unexpected problems, especially for Brandon and I now that the cameras are everywhere we go?❞ -Nikki Maxwell || I, Ciara Keller, am not the official author of the published Dork Diaries series. I only write original fanfictions for the series. The cover art and most book content is mine. I wrote this fanfiction before the actual Dork Diaries 7 book was released. || No, this is not the actual book. This is a fanfiction.

A contemporary southern gothic mystery series about a teenager who discovers a cache of centuries-old letters containing clues to crimes happening in the present day. READERS CHOOSE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! Parish Mail is written like a TV series–there are over-arching mystery and romantic story arcs that extend between the episodes, while each episode has a smaller case that is presented and solved. Along the way, I will asks you, the reader, to make several small decisions as you read. These choices do not impact the overarching storyline, but certain combinations “unlock” clues to the series’ mystery, which are embedded in the text.