Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"Step into my case, I will not have you lose your memory." - Newt Scamander ends up staying longer than he planned in New York, meeting a girl he never planned on. Is he just being silly, or could this mean more? - Highest Rank: #1 in Fantastic Beasts - Note: Story was written only after the first movie came out, so events and personalities that take place in any other movies are/were unknown to the author. Take this story at face value after seeing only the first movie.