BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC by WhatMurdah "In my humble opinion there's only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic." And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three. When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt's controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other-their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press. Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione's attention and pines for a real marriage with her-even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco's blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body. (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson's career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione's Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco's right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.) NOTE: this is not my work i just know people like reading it here better than ao3

Hermione Granger didn't really expect to live through the war, or at least she hadn't planned for what would come after. Now that it was over, she had to figure out how to move on and what to do next. She decided to focus on a number of personal projects. Getting her NEWTs. Becoming an Animagus. Figuring out who she really was by doing whatever she wanted. As part of her progress towards that last part, she let herself get distracted by Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott, and ended up doing a lot of things she'd never done before. ~ Personal Projects is a Harry Potter fanfic that starts out as a slow burn developing relationship between Hermione, Draco, and Theo, but it will come to earn that Mature rating. There will be plenty of adult themes, including mental health (particularly related to trauma and identity), explicit smut, and some kink exploration. Because this story is set immediately following the war, there are themes of trauma, anxiety, violence (historical and present), and culture issues (e.g., prejudice and privilege) that come up repeatedly. Additionally, much of the smut involves voluntary/consensual violence, and kink themes related to multiple partners, dominance and submission, bondage, restraint, impact play, etc. Please read with care, as some of these mental health or kink related topics could be intense or triggering. Take care of yourselves first! Rated 18+ #2 in #wizardingworld January 8, 2023! #2 in #witchesandwizards March 2, 2023! #1 in #triad March 27, 2023 & July 29, 2024! #80 in #harrypotter May 30, 2023! #75 in #witchcraft August 9, 2024!

After an exhausting few years at the Ministry and an awkward breakup with Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger needs a change. Burnt out and stuck watching all her friends move on, she impulsively quits her job and moves to a tiny flat above Diagon Alley's newly hip arts district. When a late-night chat with Luna Lovegood leads to an unexpected job offer at The Greenhouse, Luna and Neville's trendy coffee shop, Hermione begins her unlikely new life... as a very mediocre barista. Unfortunately, their most difficult customer, Draco Malfoy, is less than impressed. He makes a point of complaining about every badly foamed latte, muttering to Neville that Hermione ought to be fired. But Hermione is stubborn, Malfoy is infuriating, and neither of them can seem to stay away. Permissions & Policies: 📖 Binding Policy: You're welcome to print and bind this fic for personal, non-commercial use only. Please don't sell copies or use it for profit. If you do bind it, I'd absolutely love to see it! Feel free to share photos or tag me on TikTok (@lucreziafox.writes) so I can admire your beautiful copy. Thank you for respecting the spirit of fanworks and supporting creators! 🚫 Posting Policy: Please don't upload or repost this story to other platforms (like Goodreads, Wattpad, or AO3). It's already published on Wattpad by me, and I'd like to keep it under my own accounts. Sharing links to the original is always appreciated, but please don't copy and host the text elsewhere. Thank you for respecting my work! AO3 link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/66806467/chapters/172597261 This fanfic was edited from it's original release, some corrections and minor changes were made. If you downloaded before July 31 I recommend you re-download!

COMPLETE. Hermione convinces Draco to spy for the Order and she becomes his handler. But what are Draco's true motivations? Hard to say when he's still figuring that out himself. WINNER: 2022 Top Dramione Fics on Reddit 4th Place Wartime 2nd Place BAMF!Hermione .............................................................. Draco cut her off before she repeated the question. "Granger, you may have my wand, but you're not in control of the flow of information here. It's not your life on the line." Granger bristled at his assertion. "My life is on the line every day." "So. Is. Mine." He growled at her. "Give me my fucking wand and don't be so bloody obvious when you contact me." She narrowed her eyes at him. "I already told you I'd be more careful next time." She better be. "One more thing." "What, Malfoy?" she said impatiently, still angry that she hadn't gotten the information she wanted. He pointed his finger at her so she would understand how important this was. "You need to learn Occlumency. If you're captured, I'm dead." She stared back at him defiantly. "We both are." He couldn't argue with that. She tossed his wand to the floor and Disapparated with a crack.

Post HBP. Ron and Harry are Horcrux hunting and Hermione has been left at Hogwarts to help the Order make it safe for the other students. Draco is forced by Snape to stay in Hogwarts for his own protection, but he can't leave the room he is given; Granger's room. Hermione is the only student trusted with this information, so her and Malfoy share the small space, and Draco tries to avoid insanity as he becomes increasingly isolated with only the Mudblood for company. Something's going to give... Mature content and themes, and explicit language. ✨Feel free to comment✨ ❗Disclaimer: I do not own Isolation❗ The author of this incredible fan fiction is Bex-Chan. All credits go to J.K. Rowling for writing the Harry Potter series and Bex-Chan for writing this Fanfic based off the characters in said series. Here is a link to the original: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/6291747/1/Isolation

The Death Eaters are an outlaw motorcycle club run by Tom Riddle, a notoriously ruthless leader who works the brotherhood into high stakes criminal activity after the death of their previous president. Draco Malfoy is heir to the throne, but his life abruptly changes when fate lands him in the hands of a young doctor. Dramione, muggle AU. COMPLETE. [Cross-posting of all stories currently in progress from FFN and AO3.]

I DO NOT OWN THIS STORY!!! I am simply putting it here because not everyone has AO3, and it's too good to not be read!

"Rule number one: never assume you are safe." During the hunt for horcruxes, a group of snatchers discovers the Golden Trio. In the squabble, the three friends are separated, and while Harry and Ron apparate away to safety, Hermione is taken to face the consequences at Malfoy Manor. This is a dark AU where Hermione finds herself in a tough situation--swear fealty to the Dark Lord, or die. As much as she'd like to claim otherwise, Hermione is nothing if not self-preserving. When she makes the choice, it is an easy one.

Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown - to both of their displeasure. Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn. - Please note that I am not the original author of this story, @isthisselfcare is. That being said, I am only reposting this story on Wattpad, as some people dislike reading it on it's original platform AO3. All credits go to J.K. Rowling for writing the Harry Potter series, and @isthisselfcare for writing this fanfiction based off the characters in said series. Covert art: @da.a_art on Instagram Original link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/34500952

In which Coriolanus Snow's alliance with the daughter of President Ravinstill during his Academy years proves to be far more; a perfect ally, a bottomless fountain to his joy - Daphne Ravinstill is his equal, the match he long since desired, but has only recently realized he needed. coriolanus snow x oc written by @llxcifers cover made by @llxcifers